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34小说日记2020
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0看，小花背包
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1看，蝴蝶结🎀
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0看，小辫子
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0经核实吧主周家大宝猪 未通过普通吧主考核。违反《百度贴吧吧主制度》第八章规定http://tieba.baidu.com/tb/system.html#cnt08 ，无法在建设 周宝猪吧 内容上、言论导向上发挥应有的模范带头作用。故撤销其吧主管理权限。百度贴吧管理组
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0《离思五首·其四》 唐·元稹 曾经沧海难为水，除却巫山不是云。 取次花丛懒回顾，半缘修道半缘君。
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0睁眼就是张大脸
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00洗个澡，邀请我一起玩的狗子。0小jiojio00小可爱12周宝猪家5年前，养了一只出生于2013年1月1日的公贵宾，为它取名为宝猪。1宝猪日常0又是可爱的一天0亲爱的周宝猪吧的吧友们：大家好！ “周家大宝猪”为本吧吧主候选人得票最多者，共计2张真实票数，根据竞选规则，官方最终批准@周家大宝猪，为本吧正式吧主。公示期三天。 吧主上任后，请严格遵守吧主协议 https://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/newapply/rule?from=task，履行吧主义务，积极投身本吧的发展建设，也请广大吧友进行监督。如出现违规问题，请至贴吧反馈中心进行反馈或者投诉http://tieba.baidu.com/pmc/reportBazhu0如梦令·昨夜雨疏风骤 [宋] 李清照 昨夜雨疏风骤，浓睡不消残酒， 试问卷帘人，却道海棠依旧。 知否，知否，应是绿肥红瘦。0蝶恋花·伫倚危楼风细细 柳永 宋 伫倚危楼风细细。望极春愁，黯黯生天际。草色烟光残照里。无言谁会凭阑意。 拟把疏狂图一醉。对酒当歌，强乐还无味。衣带渐宽终不悔。为伊消得人憔悴。0《击鼓》 佚名 死生契阔，与子成说。 执子之手，与子偕老。 于嗟阔兮，不我活兮。 于嗟洵兮，不我信兮。0《青玉案·元夕》 宋·辛弃疾 东风夜放花千树。更吹落、 星如雨。宝马雕车香满路。凤箫声动，玉壶光转， 一夜鱼龙舞。 蛾儿雪柳黄金缕。笑语盈盈暗香去。众里寻他千百度。蓦然回首， 那人却在， 灯火阑珊处。59小说日记———201938小说记录——201845覆手繁华 作者：云霓 她是个瞎子，在黑暗中生活了二十年。 最终被冠上通奸罪名害死。 当她重新睁开眼睛，看到了这个多彩的世界。 ——翻手苍凉，覆手繁华。 一切不过都在她一念之间。52如题12018 小说记录 挣宠 大过年看的 只能用-.- 表示了 为了虐而虐 吐槽点太多 算了 就这样吧20记下看完小说想说的话，就当做读后感吧。长久记。21如题3问一下58如题171《爱别离》BY宛如轮回~~221自平凡的清穿后，最近狂迷这类文，单独列出来144看过很多小说，但都忘记了 写个小说日记，从今天开始，把每篇不错的小说记录下来，以后无聊时或许可以拿来消遣。3At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!” the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!” And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir, that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!” The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!” So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up. He might be trying to call you!” 反将一军 警察局的电话响了，警察接起电话说：「喂！喂！」 「我的猫不见了！」警察说：5初中的时候爱看的小言，在后来看来简直是灾难，不过，现在发现有些小言也不错。12漫画：企鹅革命 关于演艺圈,讲两个男孩和一个女孩在演艺圈奋斗的故事 不长，前面还行，后面太扯了 凑合着看3Synonym=Bad Language One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?" "Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded. 同义词=骂人 一天， 一个10岁的孩子问母亲："妈，什么是同义词？" "你说什么？竟然连同义词都不懂！真是个笨蛋。我说你是个笨蛋，就是说你是个傻瓜，是个蠢货。你现在明白同义词的意思了吗？"3Please Reverse the Charges! Originally in English There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good." Then she asked the driver, "How much is it?" And the driver replied, "Ten dollars." Then, after searching in her purse for a while, she said, "Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only seven dollars on me!" 倒转车资 有一位女士搭计程车回家，当抵达家门口时，她告诉司机： 「好，就停在这里。」然后她问：「多少钱？」司机回答2Early Shopper It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner. 采购过早 那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。 “采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。 “这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？” 在1An Unsuccessful Lie The phone rang, and the teacher answered it, saying, "Hello, may I help you?" A voice said from the other end, "Is this Mr. Hsieh? I would like to inform you that Tony cannot come to school today." The teacher asked, "Who is this, please?" "This is my father speaking, of course," came the answer. 露出破绽 有一位老师的电话响了，他拿起来问：「喂！请问找谁？」 对方说：「您是不是谢老师？我想告诉您，今天汤尼 没办法上学。」然后那个老师说：「那请问你是谁呀？」 对方回答说：「这个1A lady came to report to the police that her husband had disappeared. So the officer looked at the man’s photograph, questioned the woman for a few minutes and then asked whether she wanted to give her husband any first message if they found him. The wife said, “Yes, yes! Please tell him don’t worry! My mother didn’t come!” 因惧失踪 一位女士去报警说她的老公失踪了。 警察看了她先生的照片，并询问了一会儿， 接着问她：假如他们找到她先生的话， 有没有重要的口信要转达给他？她说1Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here." The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so." He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because, according to our family tradition only relatives get married. We cannot marry an outsider." The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?" He said, "You see, my grandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father, my sister married my brother-in-law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?1A man went into a dangerous place, where there were nails and stones everywhere. So he took his shoes off, hung them up and walked all over the area. Then he got injured and began to bleed from his ankles and feet. So he had to go to the hospital for treatment, and the doctor said, "My God! Didn't you wear any shoes?" And the man said, "Yes, but I took them off." So the doctor said, "Are you crazy? Why didn't you wear your shoes?" And the patient said, "Are you crazy? Look at my feet! If I had had my shoes on, what would have become of them?" ★ 急诊室0A new preacher had just begun his sermon and he was a little nervous so about ten minutes into the talk his mind went blank. He then remembered what they had taught him in seminary to do in such a situation: Repeat the last statement he made to remind himself of what to say next. So he thought he would give it a try and repeated his last statement, saying, “Behold, I’m coming. I’m coming quickly.? But his mind was still blank so he tried again and said, “Behold, I’m coming quickly!?But still nothing happened so he tried again, this time1Once a small child asked his father, "Father, why do doctors always have to wear masks in the operating room?" And the father replied, "In case something goes wrong, no one will know who they are." 医生为什么戴口罩？ 小孩问他的父亲：‘爸爸，为什么医生在手术房 里面都要戴口罩？’父亲说：‘怕万一发生什么 事的话，就没有人知道他们是谁！’1What an Excellent Doctor! A patient went to see a doctor for his problem, and the doctor gave him a seven-day supply of medicine. The patient took the medicine and died. So his parents became very angry and went to complain to the doctor, and the doctor asked them, "How many days did your son take the medicine?" They answered, "Three days!" The doctor then said, " You see, you see, I gave him a seven-day supply of medicine and he took it for only three days. That's why he died." 超级郎中！ 有个病患去看医生，医生给他开了七天的药， 他服药以后就死
