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一起去吃饭啦

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这学期大家还没一起出去吃饭呢,上周我拿到奖学金后请寝室的兄弟们出去吃了顿,本来要了8个菜,老板娘热情主动给我没加了个菜,按北方人的习惯,要吃双数的,于是我又点了个菜,大家都很开心,期间闵骅自认为给我讲个个笑话,大家侃侃好不好笑:


吃饭中~~~
突然闵骅很认真的说:“发明把后面的青菜吃了”
大家一起回头,发现后面墙上有塑料竹子,大家狂笑,发明茫然~~~


吃饭快结束时
闵骅:“哎,豆腐来拉,我吃块豆腐吧!”
浩然:“我喝口醋吧”(黄瓜里有醋)
闵骅:“奇怪,我吃豆腐你吃什么醋啊”
我狂笑,各位茫然~~~


回来路上~~
我说:“怎么这里有家乐器店呢?”
闵骅:“靠,早有了”
我说:“以前没发现,看!还有短笛呢”
闵骅:“恩,还有比克呢”(比克---《龙珠》中的人物)
我和闵骅狂笑,其他二位茫然~~~


IP属地:上海1楼2006-05-26 20:44回复
    补充一下,比克又名短笛,在不同的版本里有不同的名字,书中叫短笛,电影中叫比克,补充完毕~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    IP属地:上海2楼2006-05-26 20:47
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      恩~效果不错


      3楼2006-06-01 15:13
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        笑一


        IP属地:新疆4楼2006-11-26 00:21
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