英语笑话一:
Last night I had a dream of you chasing a pig with a knife in your hand. The pig suddenly knelt and pleaded: Don't you remember that you and me were born by the same mother. Why you treat me so cruelly?
昨晚我做了个梦,梦见你手提菜刀气喘吁吁在追头猪。那头猪却突然跪地求侥说:本是同根生,相煎何太急!
英语笑话二:
A soldier was practicing parachuting for the first time. He asked his officer timidly:"What if the parachute could not open?" Officer:"You'll be brave enough to land first."
某兵首次练习跳伞,胆怯地问军官:“如果跳伞时伞打不开怎么办?”军官:“你将英勇地第一个落地!”
英语笑话三:
I think of your smile when getting up, feeling your smell when washing my face, in need of you before bed. I realy can't live without you--my dearest, nightstool!
起床时想到你的微笑,洗脸时嗅到你的味道,上床前你是我的需要。真的不能离开你,我亲爱的---马桶!
Last night I had a dream of you chasing a pig with a knife in your hand. The pig suddenly knelt and pleaded: Don't you remember that you and me were born by the same mother. Why you treat me so cruelly?
昨晚我做了个梦,梦见你手提菜刀气喘吁吁在追头猪。那头猪却突然跪地求侥说:本是同根生,相煎何太急!
英语笑话二:
A soldier was practicing parachuting for the first time. He asked his officer timidly:"What if the parachute could not open?" Officer:"You'll be brave enough to land first."
某兵首次练习跳伞,胆怯地问军官:“如果跳伞时伞打不开怎么办?”军官:“你将英勇地第一个落地!”
英语笑话三:
I think of your smile when getting up, feeling your smell when washing my face, in need of you before bed. I realy can't live without you--my dearest, nightstool!
起床时想到你的微笑,洗脸时嗅到你的味道,上床前你是我的需要。真的不能离开你,我亲爱的---马桶!