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[学术]“那事儿”在英语里的若干种说法

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作者:kmlover
来一则,发生在我和另外一名美国留冂学冂生之间。当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了,我很得意,经常有意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。结果有一天,这老美终于忍不住了
那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法,“吃饭”又有多少种说法,如此等等。说着说着,这老美突然问了我一句:“K,你们中文里关于做冂爱,有多少种表达方法?”
我听他这么问,也没想许多,就拿出张纸来开始给他写,穷举了从文雅的云雨交冂媾到粗俗的XX等大概三十来种中文里关于做冂爱的表达方式,完了把纸递给他,心想:你小子这下得服气了吧?
孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼,淡淡说道:“K,我们英语里关于做冂爱的表达方式实在是太多了,一张纸写不下,今冂晚回去我e-mail给你吧。”
我愣住了,茫然地点了点头,说了声好。
那天晚上,我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……



1楼2011-06-14 11:01回复
    Doing the Humpty Dumpty
    Doing the mattress dance
    Doing the mattress mambo
    Doing the mommy-daddy dance
    Doing the nasty
    Doing the naughty
    Doing the tube snake boogie
    Doing the tubesteak fandango
    Doing the ugly
    Doing the wild thing
    Doona dance
    Drilling
    Drilling for oil
    Drilling for cervix
    Drilling the ditch
    Driving home
    E
    Ecchi (Ja冂panese)
    Enjoying a fl冂esh session
    Exchanging bodily fluids
    F
    Feeding the dummy
    Feeding the kitty
    Feeding the muffin
    Filling the cream doughnut
    Feeding the yoni
    Finding a hot dog in a jungle
    Fitting end to end
    Fitting her clap flap
    Fixìng her plumbing
    Flopping in the hay
    Fooling around
    Follando (Spanish)
    Fornicating
    Fraternizing
    Fuсking
    Fuсking his/her brains out
    G
    Genital exercise
    Getting a belly full of marrow pudding
    Getting a rock off
    Getting a shove in your blind eye
    Getting ahead
    Getting beef in yo taco
    Getting carpet tunnel syndrome
    Getting creamy
    Getting down
    Getting freaky
    Getting funky
    Getting horizontal
    Getting into someone's pants
    Getting it on
    Getting it up her guts
    Getting Jack in the orchard
    Getting jiggy
    Getting laid
    Getting oats
    Getting parallel
    Getting some
    Getting some front door action
    Getting some of that slippery action
    Getting some sTank on the hang low
    Getting stretched
    Getting there
    Getting your cane waxed
    Getting your chimney swept out
    Getting your end wet
    Getting your hair cut
    Getting your jollies
    Getting your leather stretched
    Getting your lizard drained
    Getting your nuts cracked
    Getting your oil changed
    Getting your rocks off
    Getting busy
    Getting your freak on
    Giving a hole to hide in
    Giving a woman a shot
    Giving hard for soft
    Giving her a hosing
    Giving her a pat
    Giving her the business
    Giving her the high hard one
    Giving it up
    Giving juice for jelly
    Giving kitty a taste of cream
    Giving someone a stab
    Giving someone the works
    Giving the dog a bone
    Giving the monkey a banana
    Glazing the donut
    Going at it
    Going belly-to-belly
    Going down under
    Going fishing
    Going halfsies/halfers on an orgaSΜ
    Going like a rat up a drainpipe
    Going spelunking
    Going to town
    Goosing
    Grabbing some snatch
    Greasing
    Greasing the monkey
    Greasing the pole
    Greasing the wheel
    Greasing the axle
    Grinding your tool
    Growling at the badger
    H
    Haciendo el amor
    Hammering
    Harpooning the mustached whale
    Hauling your ashes
    Ha冂ving
    Ha冂ving a bit of curly greens
    Ha冂ving a bit of fish
    Ha冂ving a bit of giblet pie
    Ha冂ving a bit of pork
    Ha冂ving a bit of split mutton
    Ha冂ving a bit of sugar stick
    Ha冂ving a bit of summer cabbage
    Ha冂ving a bit of the cramstick
    Ha冂ving a bit of the old in & out
    Ha冂ving a hot roll with cream
    


    3楼2011-06-14 11:02
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      Pole jumping
      Polishing the jewel
      Popping it in
      Poppin' it to her
      Popping one off
      Porking
      Pounding
      Pounding the porch
      Pounding the puppy
      Praying with the knees upward
      Probing the membrane
      Professional wrestling
      Pulping the garbage
      Pumping
      Punching the ape
      Punching the chipmunk
      Putting a bun in the oven
      Putting the bee in the hive
      Putting the boots to someone
      Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
      Putting your root down
      Putting your snake in the grass
      Putting sour cream in the burrito
      Putting the candle in the pumpkin
      Putting the beef in the taco
      Putting the devil into Hell
      Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
      Putting the puppy in the dog house
      Q
      Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
      R
      Ramming
      Ra冂vishing
      Rear attack
      Reading Religious Poetry
      Receiving a guest in the foyer
      Riding someone
      Riding the hobby horse
      Riding the baloney pony
      Riding the pink pony
      Riding the pony
      Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
      Ringing her bell
      Rocking
      Rocking it
      Rocking off
      Rocking the caSвah
      Rogering
      Rolling in the hay
      Rolling the cigar
      Romping in the hay
      Rooting
      Roughing up the suspect
      Rubbing bacons
      Rubbing one out
      Rump splitting
      Running the naked wheelbarrow race
      S
      Saucing the clam
      Sawing off a chunk
      Schlopping
      Schtupping
      Screwing
      Scrogging
      Scrumping
      s冂exercizing
      Sewing up the hatchet wound
      Shagging
      Shaking a skin coat
      Shaking the sheets
      Shock and awe
      Shooting the moon
      Shucking the oyster
      Simple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference)
      Sinking it in
      Sinking the BiSΜarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battl冂eship that was
      thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
      Sinking the soldier
      Skinning back a freak
      Slamming
      Slamming the saussage
      Slapping meat
      Slapping skin
      Slaying the dragon
      Slicking Willie
      Sliding down the banister
      Slipping someone the hot beef injection
      slipping in the pork sword
      Slipping someone the tube steak
      SΜashing
      Soaking the sheets
      Sowing your [wild] oats
      Spankin' the cat
      Spawning
      Spearing t
      he bearded clam
      Spelunking
      Spinning the cheese
      Splitting the uprights
      Stabbing the trout
      Star-gazing on your back
      Sticking
      Stirring her guts
      Stirring the cauldron
      Storming the trenches
      Straightening the meat curtains
      Stretching leather
      Stroking the newt
      Stuffing the bea冂ver
      Stuffing the taco
      Stuffin Martha's muffin
      Sucking the sugar-stick
      Sweating the sheets
      Sweaty rompin'
      Sw冂eetening the pot
      Swiping the V-card
      T
      Taking
      Taking a belly-ride
      Taking a break
      Taking a turn in the stubble
      Taking an albino piss
      Taking it downtown
      Taking it to the car wash
      Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
      Taking the fl冂esh Boat to tuna town
      Taking the starch out of someone
      Tango/ing
      Tappin that ass
      Taxìng
      Tearing off a piece
      Telling a bedtime story
      Threading the needle
      Throwing a leg over
      Throwing another log on the fire
      Throwing the meat at her
      Towelling
      Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
      Training through a tunnel
      Trimming the buff
      Tuna Town
      U
      Ugh ugh
      V
      Validating your parking pass
      Vaginal bungee jumping
      Vaginal masturbation
      Varnishing your cane
      Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
      Visiting down under
      Visiting the Netherlands
      W
      Walking the dog
      Wallpapering the closet
      Watering the lawn
      Waxìng
      Waxìng the pole
      Wetting the hose
      Wetting your wick
      Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
      Whitewashing
      Whoopie
      Winding the kinetic watch
      Winding up your clock
      Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
      Womb masturbation
      Woohoo
      Working the hairy oracle
      Wrestling
      Z
      Zallywhacking
      Ziggy-wiggling
      Zoinkering
      Zug Zug
      Zwooshing the swoosh 


      5楼2011-06-14 11:02
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        英语赢了


        IP属地:四川6楼2011-06-14 15:27
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          IP属地:上海7楼2011-06-14 17:15
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            IP属地:四川8楼2011-06-14 17:22
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              Zug Zug
              部落兽人中枪。


              9楼2011-06-14 22:03
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                Taking
                。。。。
                英语淫了


                10楼2011-06-15 18:46
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