Pole jumping
Polishing the jewel
Popping it in
Poppin' it to her
Popping one off
Porking
Pounding
Pounding the porch
Pounding the puppy
Praying with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pulping the garbage
Pumping
Punching the ape
Punching the chipmunk
Putting a bun in the oven
Putting the bee in the hive
Putting the boots to someone
Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
Putting your root down
Putting your snake in the grass
Putting sour cream in the burrito
Putting the candle in the pumpkin
Putting the beef in the taco
Putting the devil into Hell
Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
Putting the puppy in the dog house
Q
Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
R
Ramming
Ra冂vishing
Rear attack
Reading Religious Poetry
Receiving a guest in the foyer
Riding someone
Riding the hobby horse
Riding the baloney pony
Riding the pink pony
Riding the pony
Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
Ringing her bell
Rocking
Rocking it
Rocking off
Rocking the caSвah
Rogering
Rolling in the hay
Rolling the cigar
Romping in the hay
Rooting
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing bacons
Rubbing one out
Rump splitting
Running the naked wheelbarrow race
S
Saucing the clam
Sawing off a chunk
Schlopping
Schtupping
Screwing
Scrogging
Scrumping
s冂exercizing
Sewing up the hatchet wound
Shagging
Shaking a skin coat
Shaking the sheets
Shock and awe
Shooting the moon
Shucking the oyster
Simple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference)
Sinking it in
Sinking the BiSΜarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battl冂eship that was
thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
Sinking the soldier
Skinning back a freak
Slamming
Slamming the saussage
Slapping meat
Slapping skin
Slaying the dragon
Slicking Willie
Sliding down the banister
Slipping someone the hot beef injection
slipping in the pork sword
Slipping someone the tube steak
SΜashing
Soaking the sheets
Sowing your [wild] oats
Spankin' the cat
Spawning
Spearing t
he bearded clam
Spelunking
Spinning the cheese
Splitting the uprights
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your back
Sticking
Stirring her guts
Stirring the cauldron
Storming the trenches
Straightening the meat curtains
Stretching leather
Stroking the newt
Stuffing the bea冂ver
Stuffing the taco
Stuffin Martha's muffin
Sucking the sugar-stick
Sweating the sheets
Sweaty rompin'
Sw冂eetening the pot
Swiping the V-card
T
Taking
Taking a belly-ride
Taking a break
Taking a turn in the stubble
Taking an albino piss
Taking it downtown
Taking it to the car wash
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the fl冂esh Boat to tuna town
Taking the starch out of someone
Tango/ing
Tappin that ass
Taxìng
Tearing off a piece
Telling a bedtime story
Threading the needle
Throwing a leg over
Throwing another log on the fire
Throwing the meat at her
Towelling
Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
Training through a tunnel
Trimming the buff
Tuna Town
U
Ugh ugh
V
Validating your parking pass
Vaginal bungee jumping
Vaginal masturbation
Varnishing your cane
Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Visiting down under
Visiting the Netherlands
W
Walking the dog
Wallpapering the closet
Watering the lawn
Waxìng
Waxìng the pole
Wetting the hose
Wetting your wick
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
Whitewashing
Whoopie
Winding the kinetic watch
Winding up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Womb masturbation
Woohoo
Working the hairy oracle
Wrestling
Z
Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zug Zug
Zwooshing the swoosh