近日貌似出现了一位极度蛋疼的芡粉喜欢以翻译机的英语来秀智商。
详见http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1172188868
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1171733007

芡粉们。学好英语很重要的哦亲。你们不会姐姐现在来教你们哦！！

@是么是霸气
What do you mean?
Said can't understand（亲。主语不是这么省略的哦。said是过去时态哦，那么cant要改成couldnt才符合语法规则亲）
The difference between people and IQ is very big still（语序错误懂不懂啊亲。你要想表达人和人之间的智商差距是很大的的意思话。直接说The difference between you and me is obvious就行了哦亲。difference一般不用big修饰的哦亲。still作为副词修饰形容词big的话，应该放在is 之后哦亲。正确的语序是 is still very big 哦亲）
In order to express to your sympathy（亲，表达向你的同情不是怎么说的哦。应该是 express my sympathy to you ）
I send you a words later put to good use（亲，用了later要用将来时态的懂不懂啊。有用有帮助的应该用useful修饰就成了。你要想显摆显摆文采用定语从句呗~I will send you a grade-on e textbook which will be very useful to you）
Don't think you are brain damage can do whatever he wants(语法错的我都不知道该怎么告诉你了。你难道不认为应该翻译成Don't you think哦亲。不是dont think you。Don't you think k that your brain has been damaged seriously?Maybe that's the reason why you can't express yourself clearly.)
Very serious consequences（不解释啊亲。后果不只有consequence这个单词的哦亲。）
亲。好好看我给你的修改哦。这样英语才能学得好哦知道了没？


If you don't understand, I wouldn't blame you, after all, do not know how much do you learn English
But, if you look at the a bit sense all have no, that you can only say silent
Not in silence, in silence to die, anyway, you should not have been born in the this doesn't belong to you the world, go back my child, and cretaceous is your age
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亲。do not know how much do you learn English 这句话都错到西伯利亚去了哦亲。
宾语从句后面的疑问句要改成陈述句语序的哦亲。
正确的应该这么说：I don't know hou much English you have learnt.
还有哦亲。翻译器只直译的哦亲。语法都是错误的呢亲！
But, if you look at the a bit sense all have no, that you can only say silent
这句话啊亲，你难道不知道英语里面有很多从句么？
正确的说法:If you still have no feeling, then I really want you to shut up
亲。你最后一段话也是错误百出哦！
you should not have been born in the this doesn't belong to you the world, go back my child, and cretaceous is your age
正确的说：You should not have been born in the world that doesn't belong to you.Go back to your own place.
我说亲啊。cretaceous这个单词本身就可以表示白垩纪了哦。不用+age这么多此一举哦~~


最后对这位英语极好的亲。
You still have lots more to work on

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我是在挽救芡粉形象啊！！

- -我想说这句话没错来着。。