"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
　　我喜欢猪。狗崇拜人类。猫鄙视人类。猪对我们一视同仁。

　"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly."
　　先生，你醉了。
　　女士，我今天是醉了。但明天我清醒了，你就要丑了。

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
　　神经病就是既不肯听劝又不肯换个话题。

"It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required."
　　仅仅做到我们的最好是不够的，有时候我们得达到要求。

　"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. "
　　他的美德我都不喜欢。我喜欢的坏他也都没有。

"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give."
　　我们靠赚钱生存。我们靠给予生活。

　"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
　　反对民[那个】主最好的论据就是与一个普通选民五分钟的谈话。

　"Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."
　　我时刻准备着学习，但是我不喜欢别人给我上课。

Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it."
　　不学习历史的人注定要重复错误。

"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
　　命运不靠机缘，而是靠你的抉择。命运不是等来的，而是争来的。

"We are all worms, But I do believe that I am a glow worm."
　　我们都是小虫。但我是发着光的小虫。

　"Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential."
　　无限的努力是打开潜能的关键---而不是实力与头脑。

　"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."
　　人生最重要的一课就是：傻子有时候也是对的。

"We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities."
　　我们相信美国会做正确的事。当然，是在她尝尽其他一切可能之后。

　"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
　　我准备好见上帝了。上帝准没准备好见我还很难说。