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『御兽◇穿越』本人去御兽王者的奇遇、、、

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第一章
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“唉~~~~做业总算做完了啊啊啊!那个死老师,布置怎么多~~~”我躺在床上说。
“哎?这怎么有张纸腻???”我上前去看。
“唔唔唔唔???御兽……申请表?”
“可以进入御兽王者第三部啊?不是还没出吗?算了!填填吧!”
终于,我填完了3页A4纸的介绍,累死老娘了!!!
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!
救一救本猫啊!!!!!!
呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜!!!!!!!!!
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很久以后
“你醒了?”一个粉红头发、女仆装的女生说
“你……你素???”
“哦!我是卡灵雅!是御兽王祺翔的女仆!”
“雅,她醒了吗?”祺翔说。
“醒了!”雅说。
祺翔:“哦……那她愿意做我的女仆吗?”
雅:“还……还没问。对啦你愿意做御兽王的女仆吗?御兽王很欣赏你哦!”
我:“Don't, who would be his servant ah???”(不要,谁愿意做他的女仆啊?)
祺翔走到我面前:“你几岁?”
我:“你腻?”
祺翔:“16”
我:“15”(我报假年龄,反正我长得高=w=~~~~)
祺翔:“哦,你不愿意就算了!交个朋友吗?你叫什么名字?”
我:紫……紫萌……紫萌灵伊洛。对啦!我要找人,你可能认识哦!”(报假名字=w=)
祺翔:“找哪个?”
我:“瑜少!!!”
祺翔:“你是他粉丝?”
我:“不是,我只是想见一见活的瑜少罢了~~~再说我想做他的女仆啦啦啦~~~”
祺翔:“为什么?????”
我:“很简单,以为他比你长的帅拉~~~”
祺翔:“呃……”
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第一章完



1楼2011-12-03 20:22回复
    顶一个,LZ加油


    2楼2011-12-03 20:28
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      好想挺好玩的=w=。LZ加油。


      3楼2011-12-03 22:07
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        第二章
        ————------------------------------------------------------------------------
        “啊啊啊啊啊!呜喵呜喵~~~~~~好累吖”我说
        “呵呵,你醒了啊?”
        “我这又素在哪?”
        “瑜少家,你不是说要见活的吗?连夜把你抱来了!坐车来的……”祺翔说
        “你抱我?”我说。
        “是……是啊……”祺翔说。
        “哈!过肩摔!!!”我重重的摔了祺翔一跤。(忘说了,我是跆拳道黑带九段嘻嘻嘻)
        祺翔;“知……知道了……”
        女仆:“小姐,少爷回来了!”
        瑜少:“你好。你是谁?”
        我:“你不需要知道我是谁!”
        女仆:“真是无礼的家伙!”
        我:“怎么?要比试吗?”
        女仆:“那就来试试吧!群灵觉醒,封印解除!月影鸟!”
        我想:“哼哼!我可是填了幻兽这一栏的!”
        我说:“冰血猫!失落的雪玫瑰!封印!”
        之后月影鸟变为卡片。本猫真是彪悍啊~~~=w=
        女仆:“啊!你……你!”
        我:“你什么你?没见过人啊?”
        朋特:“你们下去吧!我要和她单独谈谈!”
        女仆:“是!”
        祺翔:“好。”
        朋特:“告诉我,你不是我们这的人……是吗?”
        我:“这……这你管不着!”
        朋特:“在这里……就由不得你了!”
        我:“过肩摔!”
        朋特:“啊!”
        我:“完了,朋特啊!我错了!呜呜呜!用力过头了!”
        朋特:“咳咳!你……你的职业是保镖啊?”
        我:“不是……”
        朋特:“听祺翔说你想当我女仆……我找你谈谈,那个在这里就由不得你了的意思是:不要乱说话这又不是你家!”
        我:“哦呵呵,对不起啦!”
        朋特:“啊!脱臼了!”
        我:“啊,对不起!要不我帮你接上吧?”
        朋特:“啊?接上?算了!”
        我:“没关系的!金陵夜的手每次都是我接的!”
        在帮朋特接骨头中……
        朋特:“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊………………………………………”
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        80分贝的惨叫……
        伴随着朋特的惨叫,第二章完。。。。。
        


        4楼2011-12-03 22:34
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          谢谢大家


          5楼2011-12-03 22:36
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            楼主加油!


            来自手机贴吧6楼2011-12-04 06:40
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              失落的雪玫瑰?!


              IP属地:广东7楼2011-12-04 14:05
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                要下周才可以写了……
                电脑被姐姐霸占了…………
                呜呜呜,我真可怜…………


                8楼2011-12-04 17:11
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                  第三章
                  =============================================================================“哎?你不是我们这的?”祺翔问
                  “素啊!”我答
                  祺翔:“那……你怎么认识朋特?”
                  我:“全国人都认识他拉……”
                  祺翔:“那你为什么有幻兽?”
                  我:“我自己编的。”
                  祺翔:“你真彪悍……”
                  我:“你说啥?你也相像朋特的手那样脱臼吗???”
                  祺翔:“不……对啦,长乐会选新会长,你这么厉害要不去试试?”(转移话题)
                  我:“你比我还厉害你为什么去?”
                  祺翔:“我甚至还比不过你……”
                  我:“您太谦虚了!~”
                  祺翔:“你的表情告诉我你也是这么想的……”
                  我:“吾还想问你的事!”
                  祺翔:“问。”
                  我:“你和朋特到底神马关系?”
                  祺翔:“拒绝回答……”
                  我:“啥?拒绝?手想脱臼了吧?过肩……”
                  祺翔:“我说还不行吗?”
                  我:“嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻!”
                  祺翔:“朋友关系。”
                  我:“鬼才相信!贴吧里都传开了啊!”
                  祺翔:“Wht?”
                  我:“因为你们的关系,同性恋不好的!”
                  祺翔:“额……”
                  我:“算了!不问你了!”
                  ——-------------------------------------------------------------------------
                  伴着无聊,第三章完…………
                  这一章真无聊……………………………………………………………………………………


                  9楼2011-12-04 17:46
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                    以后我坚持用英语写文!!!!!


                    10楼2011-12-31 21:41
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                      不写了,英语没效率


                      11楼2011-12-31 22:10
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                        = =


                        12楼2012-01-01 15:30
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                          英语翻译过来不得了


                          13楼2012-01-03 14:34
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                            例:
                            我写的是这个:
                            第三章
                            =============================================================================“哎?你不是我们这的?”祺翔问
                            “素啊!”我答
                            祺翔:“那……你怎么认识朋特?”
                            我:“全国人都认识他拉……”
                            祺翔:“那你为什么有幻兽?”
                            我:“我自己编的。”
                            祺翔:“你真彪悍……”
                            我:“你说啥?你也相像朋特的手那样脱臼吗???”
                            祺翔:“不……对啦,长乐会选新会长,你这么厉害要不去试试?”(转移话题)
                            我:“你比我还厉害你为什么去?”
                            祺翔:“我甚至还比不过你……”
                            我:“您太谦虚了!~”
                            祺翔:“你的表情告诉我你也是这么想的……”
                            我:“吾还想问你的事!”
                            祺翔:“问。”
                            我:“你和朋特到底神马关系?”
                            祺翔:“拒绝回答……”
                            我:“啥?拒绝?手想脱臼了吧?过肩……”
                            祺翔:“我说还不行吗?”
                            我:“嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻!”
                            祺翔:“朋友关系。”
                            我:“鬼才相信!贴吧里都传开了啊!”
                            祺翔:“Wht?”
                            我:“因为你们的关系,同性恋不好的!”
                            祺翔:“额……”
                            我:“算了!不问你了!”
                            ——-------------------------------------------------------------------------
                            伴着无聊,第三章完…………
                            这一章真无聊……………………………………………………………………………………
                            翻译过来是这个:
                            Chapter third
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                            " Element!" And I say
                            Qi Xiang:" ... ... How do you know.?"
                            I:" the people who know him ... ..."
                            Qi Xiang:" why do you have a beast?"
                            I:" my own."
                            Qi Xiang:" you really tough ... ..."
                            I:" what you are saying? You also like friends special hands that dislocated???"
                            Qi Xiang:" ... ... Yes, Changle will elect a new president, you are so smart to try?" ( move )
                            I:" you than I do why do you go to?"
                            Qi Xiang:" I even more than you ... ..."
                            I:" you are too modest! ~"
                            Qi Xiang:" you look like you think so ... ..."
                            I:" I want to ask you!"
                            Qi Xiang:" ask."
                            I:" you and friends special what what relationship?"
                            Qi Xiang:" refuse to answer ... ..."
                            I:" what? Refuse? Hand out? Over the shoulder ... ..."
                            Qi Xiang:" I say not yet?"
                            " Hee hee hee hee hee hee I!"
                            Qi Xiang:" relationship between friends."
                            I:" tell it to the marines! Post bar are spread!"
                            Qi Xiang:" Wht?"
                            I:" because of your relationship, homosexuality is not good!"
                            Qi Xiang: "the amount of ... ..."
                            I:"! Ask you!"
                            ------------------------------------------------------------------------- --
                            With boring, third chapter finish ... ... ... ...
                            This chapter is really boring ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
                            再翻译过来是这个:=====第三=========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================“嘿?你是不是?”启骧问“元!”我sayqi香”……何以见得。我:“人谁知道他………“启骧:“为什么你有一个野兽?”我:“我自己的。”“你真的很坚强启骧………”我:“你说的是什么?你也喜欢朋友手脱臼???”启骧:”……是的,长乐将选出新总统,你是如此的聪明,试试?”(移动)我:“你比我为什么你去吗?”启骧:“我比你更………”我:“你太谦虚!~“启骧:“你看起来像你这么想………”我说:“我想问你!”启骧:“问。”我:“你和朋友特别是什么关系?”启骧:“拒绝回答………”我:“什么?垃圾?手吗?在肩上………“启骧:“我不是说了吗?”嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻我!”启骧:“朋友之间的关系。”我:“它告诉海军陆战队!贴吧散布!”启骧:“为什么?”我:“因为你的人际关系,同性恋是不好的!”启骧:“量…“我……”!问你!”-------------------------------------------------------------------------——与无聊,完成第三章………本章是很无聊……………………………………………………………………………
                            这个恐怖啊


                            14楼2012-01-11 22:36
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