得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。
得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。
得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。
得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。
得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。
得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。
得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。
得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。
得成比目何辞死,愿作鸳鸯不羡仙。


Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
-爱情跟咳嗽一样是掩饰不了的


Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death.
爱情战胜一切。爱情没有寿命，没有极限，不会死亡。


To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.


I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.


我刚刚吃饱饭
啦啦啦~

灰太狼先生
我给你讲
我脸上长了2个痘痘。

有一天，一个还未成年的小孩，在大家聚会吃饭的时候，问了他父亲一个问题：“爸爸，你猜一个谜语，说一个人拿着五毛钱去嫖了三个女人，你说这个事件的数学 符号是什么？”大家想了好半天，有的说：“是问号”，也有的说是“感叹号”！大家都在苦想的时候，服务员突然冒出一句：“绝对值”嘛！

一天，猪对熊说：“你猜我口袋里有几块糖？” 熊说：“猜对了你给我吃吗？”猪肯定地点点头：“嗯，猜对了两块都给你！” 熊咽了咽口水说：“我猜有五块。”

小明上完厕所回到教室跟老师说：厕所有好多蚂蚁， 老师忽然想到蚂蚁的英文ant这个单词，于是测试小明：蚂蚁怎么说？ 小明一脸茫然……说： 蚂蚁他……什么也没说…

举办晚会，我们出的节目是合唱《我们都是一家人》。上台前，师兄鼓励大家说：“你们要像我一样镇定，不要紧张。”于是，十几个人迈着整齐的步伐走上舞台。师兄亲自报幕：“下面我们为大家献上一首大合唱，歌曲的名字是《我们一家都是人》。”

两头牛在一起吃草，青牛问黑牛：“喂！你的草是什么味道？” 黑牛诧异道：“草莓味！” 青牛靠过来吃了一口，愤怒地喊到“你骗我！” 黑牛轻蔑地看他一眼，回道：“笨蛋，我说草没味。”

儿子：爸爸，给我讲个故事。爸爸：好吧，从前，有只青蛙…… 儿子：不，我要听历史故事。爸爸：好吧，在宋朝的时候，有一只青蛙……
哈哈， 老公你以后要不要这么气咱儿子？

儿子：爸爸，给我讲个故事。爸爸：好吧，从前，有只青蛙…… 儿子：不，我要听历史故事。爸爸：好吧，在宋朝的时候，有一只青蛙……
哈哈， 老公你以后要不要这么气咱儿子？