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【资料】血精灵和德莱尼的(冷)笑话 [英文+中文]

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1楼2012-02-22 21:31回复
    德莱尼女:
    Okay, for mating ritual, we will need 4, no 5 sheep, 1 gnome and Staff of Domination. Put Gnome in bag, beat bag with staff and meet me after gnome is tenderized.
    OK,要进行交【度娘我怕你了】配仪式的话,我们需要四只,不,五只羊一个侏儒还有统御法杖。把侏儒装进袋子用法杖打袋子等侏儒被捣嫩了以后来找我(欧美这边侏儒一直是恶搞的对象,不过德莱尼MM的无厘头也太强了点。。。OTZ)
    Stop and ask for directions I told him, but no, its inter-dimensional he says, what can go wrong?
    我告诉他停下来问问方向,但他偏不,还说:不过是宇宙穿梭跳跃飞行而已,不会出错的!(于是Exodar坠机到艾泽拉斯。。。这个是恶搞男人开车不喜欢询问方向的社会现象)
    I have a wonderful recipe: bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat the gnomes, separate the eggs, uhh, was it…bah, details.
    我有一个绝妙的配方:准备两个侏儒,两个鸡蛋。揍侏儒,把鸡蛋分开。呃,之后是。。。算了,其他只是细节而已~(可怜的侏儒。。。 OTZ)
    Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves.
    单身德莱尼女性,寻找会制作砂轮的铁匠来照顾我和我美丽的蹄子(你是要打磨还是要钉掌。。。。?)
    How exactly do you crash into a planet, that what I want to know!
    我就不明白:你怎么能撞上一个星球?(暴雪自己也知道德莱尼的空降传说有点离谱,所以自我调侃一下)
    Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? Im just curious…
    侏儒有“震动”功能嘛?我,我只是好奇。。。(我彻底无语了。。。。。。)


    4楼2012-02-22 21:38
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      德莱尼男:
      What do you mean there is an octopus on my face?
      你说我脸上有只章鱼是什么意思?(你说什么意思?!)
      I love this planet! I come here, I see cow and chicken and the little horses, this planet has everything!
      我爱这个星球!我来到这儿,我看到小牛小鸡小马,这个星球真是应有尽有!(我该说暴雪无厘头还是德莱尼品位独特。。。)
      We have it all figured out: Step 1, we land the Exodar. Step 3, we defeat Legion and go home! There is only one detail missing…
      我们都计划好了!第一步,我们乘坐Exodar 着陆第三步,我们打败燃烧军团然后回家!呃,中间似乎遗漏了某个小细节。。。(OTL)
      You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility…AHHH
      你要知道,我们的尾巴能增强我们天生的优越平衡感和敏捷身。。。啊啊啊啊(话没说完自己把自己绊了个跟头。。。)


      5楼2012-02-22 21:39
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        【FIN】
        说血精灵是基佬不是没理由的→_→


        6楼2012-02-22 21:39
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          7楼2012-02-22 22:16
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            血精男果断是Gay种族



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