食品安全部门···我要举报，举报····学校的食堂居然卖这种违禁品···········································


水煮鸦片呀···········好厉害的违禁品··········

下面讲解一下魔术表演的过程·····················
首先找一个不穿裤子的孩子····················

然后用一块红布把关键部分蒙起来···················

看，变出了什么········很厉害吧······················································

让我们含着愤怒的眼泪鼓掌······························································



世界上最无奈的电梯，你见过没··········或许你会见过·················但是世界上第一架通向天堂的电梯你见过么··········忽然滴觉得张杰应该站在这电梯唱《最接近天堂的地方》·············

是不是很接近天堂呢，据楼主我统计站上去的孩子100%撞上墙，然后上天堂·········································


失恋的服务员，我们伤不起····好好的一间公司就这样被服务员改名了·················································································
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每个地方的特色菜你都认识么·······不过相信这些特色菜你见都没见过·······················································据说这是世界上最2的菜单···············

还“那年那月的那一锅大虾”呢，老板，你抽风呀···········


据说这是一个新闻··········也据说这次新闻播的是通缉令······················································································不过这个通缉令为什么那么眼熟呢···················

主持人你肿么跟通缉犯长的那么像·····你不会是通缉犯吧····不得不说这主持人在做这则新闻时是用了多大的勇气啊················


话说hello kitty有一天···不知道干嘛去了······反正就是摔了一跤·······这一摔跤···就很不幸的把我们的可爱英俊潇洒的hello kitty给摔成脑残了···············于是乎，照了这个x光············



据说苹果手机要出第五代了···第五代手机会是什么样的呢·····结果有人说····苹果的第五代手机是这样的·······你们还会买么··················································

我只能说这手机防砸，防盗，还防水呢！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！


话说啊···很久以前有这么一部电影·················
···········而且这部电影非常的励志·················
·········因为，它有这么一段非常精彩的对话··············


这个故事深刻的告诉我们没文化的后果···孩子，大学不是谁···你去查字典吧···它会告诉你谁是大学·························


相传很久很久以前····有个孩子···在写答卷···老师说不会也不能空着·······于是乎···这孩子是这么写的·················

哎呦···图文并茂·····················


知道么···有时候背包跟衣服的搭配是很重要的····························································而更多的时候不是你怎么搭，而是你背包的背带所挡住的位置·············································

这个孩子以他的形象为代价···为我们做出了背包的教训·······


有人说···抢镜头的孩子上辈子都是天使···因为我们地球人已经无法阻止他们抢镜头了···就例如这位求救的孩子····························································
看得出来这位可爱的网友···把愤怒的情绪给推上了高潮····················是让人忍不住砸瓶子的好武器···············
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子，你确定你会么···不要乱涂·······································································下一个························

大妈···你干嘛跳到人家孩子的怀里················