The hummer in front had been shot like a cook of shxt. At the meantime, the door side by Ramirez opened, Foley picked Ramirez up, and picked up the driver with another hand, ran off the street. Dunn picked the two other gays up, following Foley to a yard.
Dunn watched the BTR shooting continuously with the JB, said jealously: “WTF! Our beautiful houses are shot by the Maozi’s JB! What the— ”
“Shut up!” Foley said with a sigh, then he turned to the Ramirezs: “What’s the matter with you? You all the group sleeping on the hummer?”
Ramirez: “Er- we fight MW3 multiplayer last night, late to 3 o’ clock.”
Dunn yawned: “It’s fortunately that I got offline before 0 o’ clock, you the stupid gays.”
Ramirez: “Oh, stop talking. You got offline just because you were kicked ass, do you admit that you were killed 25 times by each of us last night? And you never killed one of us! As you cheated there.”
Dunn: “Er-hey hey…hey hey…”


“Shut up!” Foley shouted: “By the way, who want some pizza? I brought some pieces from Pizza Hut when I worked there yesterday.”
“I want- ”Dunn grabbed 3 pieces, Ramirez got some then, other three sleeping gays woke up to grab the rest.
“Foley,” Dunn said with his full mouth of pizza: “Is the pizza the one cooked last week? Why is it so smell?”
“You’re joking.” Foley said impatiently: “It was cooked yesterday. I just put it in my Pangci to take it out.”
“**”
“**”
“**”
“**”
“Wow, it’s delicious! Why you looking at me like this?”
…………….
“In fact,” Dunn whispered to Ramirez: “Foley was a Diaosi in Pizza Hut. He never recognized about his work. Let’s give him some face, OK?”
“What are you muttering?” Foley took his JB up, “Follow me, and keep fuxking! We need to get close to the BTR. But don’t let it find us anyway.”
Everyone moved behind the BTR, until it stopped at a barrier. 4 Maozi got off the BTR after it stopped, muttering in Russian: “WTF! Из газа!”
Foley said quickly on Ramirez: «Throw a smoke bomb, now!»
Ramirez grabbed a iron pot, pulling the ring and throwed it out.without any hesitation.
«OK!» Foley shouted: «Let's move now! To the alley!»
Everyone rushed into the alley quickly. Ramirez got first. He heared Dunn's voice from the gate of the alley after he got in it: «Hey, hey! Fuxk you!don't crowed me! One by one!»
After all the group's entry, they finally found that there's no smoke beside the BTR. Just a Maozi there holding a coke pot with his head full of bubble, shouting : «Кто такой злой!»
Foley and Dunn aimed at Ramirez in the same time. Ramirez smiled awkwardly, tried to change the subject. He pointed at a Maozi PA-PAing in the deep of the alley.
“Look! There’s a Maozi pissing there!”
“Who are you?” The Maozi stared at the group curiously: “I’m not pissing, just **, you the fuxking—”
“Peng_”
Foley kicked his JB out:
“Let’s get out of here!”


The team turned through the alley, and finally got to the backyard of a gas station. In the same moment, there’s a truck speeding over here, stopped with a 180’ drift. Two Maozi back the truck were rejected out and flow away. With the door opening, a group of Maozis got off the truck and started fighting with the Rangers.
The two sides separated by 10 meters, shooting each other with JBs flying to each side. What a lively atmosphere! Both sides splashed gallons of blood out of their bodies, but no one got afraid.
“Sergeant Foley,” asked Ramirez: “Why this fight so bloody? It’s not T team’s work, right?”
“I don’t know,” Foley answered, wiping his blood, “The instructor must told you: You need to drop more sweat in the training time, so you would not loose much blood in the war with this way. We fvcked with our JB’s help in the training time. How do we repay the Dong and Green pi if we do not dedicate our blood here? Stop complaining! ”
Ramirez remembered the sexy voice of his instructor. He felt some shiit from the corner of slide. He said: “Yeah, so don’t just hide behind the bunker. Let’s stand out of the bunker and fight with Maozi face to face.”
“Good idea!” Dunn agreed. Everyone stood up, and there’s more blood lasing out.
In the side of Maozi, everybody got their blood splashed. When they found the Rangers got out of the bunker, they seemed to see a golden light shot out from their head, the spring brother sitting on a lotus throne in the light, holding a JB in his hand. Every Maozis trembled.
“S-S-Spring Brother!” Said a Maozi suddenly. He dropped his unknown JB and ran away. The others fled then.
All the Rangers blacked their faces. They all glared at Ramirez. Ramirez trembling that: “I just don’t know they could fled.”
“You made all the team disappointed by the Dang and Green Pi!” said Foley angrily: “You must lend me your PS3 for 7 days, unless you want to be a traitor.
“Yes, sir.” Said Ramirez sadly.
“Let’s go!” Foley led the group to the square. A BTR flow to the square at the same time.

大家来到餐厅厨房的一架通向房顶的梯子，邓恩说：“拉米，你先上，游骑兵当先锋——”
拉米雷斯狡辩道：“你不也是游——”邓恩拿ACR直接戳他菊花上，拉米雷斯一声尖叫就爬上去了。接着上面又传来拉米雷斯的一声惨叫，然后他掉了下来。
“你怎么回事？”邓恩问道。
“上面——”拉米雷斯说：“上面有一挺自动防卫6管JB，我刚一爬上去它就对着我的脸射了一管，我擦还是热的——”
邓恩皱皱眉头，掏出兜里的5美分递给拉米雷斯，说：“试试这个。”
拉米雷斯拿着五美分再一次爬了上去，然后——
“**啊——”拉米雷斯再一次掉了下来，说：“我刚把拿着美分的手伸上去，那玩意儿射了我一手，我擦又是热的——”
邓恩又交给他5毛RMB。拉米第三次爬上去。
“好啦——它不射了，大家上来吧”

All of the Rangers magnified their mouth with the structure of O, staring at the BTR which flow from the opposite of the square, then rotated by 360 degrees to land on the ground.
“Go”Foley shouted. The group ran out then.
The BTR ejected with it’s tube stretching and shrinking, just like a JB. The Rangers finally found a ruin of a helicopter to hind in. They used that cover to fight with Maozi covering in a bank.
“It’s not work yet.”Foley thought: “Ramirez, Dunn, you’d better get to the roof of the restaurant to snipe the distant Maozi. I’ll be there later—Dunn! Stop SBing! Get to work with Ramirez now!”
Dunn was discussing about some serious academic topics with Ramirez at that time. “I definitely sure that this was an Desert Eagle before it down. You’re son of bitch.”
“Dunn!”
“Yes, sir, we are on the way.”

The team got to a ladder led to the roof of the restaurant in the kitchen. Dunn said: “Ramirez, you go first. Rangers lead the way!”
“You are Ran—”
Ramirez tried to refute, but he got a push on his hip by Dunn’s JB. He then fled to the roof with screaming. A moment later, Ramirez dropped down with another screaming.
“What’s the matter with you?”Dunn asked.
“There—”Ramirez gasped: “There is a automatic JB on the roof. It ejected to my face when I just got on…Ah, it’s still hot.”
Dunn frowned and took 5 cents to Ramirez from his package. “Try this.”Ramirez immediately got on again with the cents, then—
“Shit!”He dropped down again. “It shot on my hand when I just extended my hand with 5 cents on. Oh, it’s hot…”
Dunn took 5 Mao to him. Ramirez climbed up again.
“OK, it stopped! Get on!”

The team climbed on to the roof. Ramirez filled the 5 Mao into the slot of the JB. Then the JB ejected to the Maozi happily.
“Ramirez! Stop languishing looking at the JB! Take the M14 and fire to the enemies.!”
Ramirez took up the M14, started firing.
The JB shot exciting. With all the team ejected with different positions. Everyone had a good time.
Suddenly, the JB soften down, Foley felt something wrong. He observed with his red sight, and the scene made him frightened. There was a truck coming, large amount of Maozi got down with type 95 in their hands. It’s clear that they didn’t use colorful gun, but the type 95 JBs.
“YOOOOOOOOOO~”Dunn said with fear: “Are these the legendary JBs with 3 batter, 100% accuracy shooting and invincible force? The super 95??? I heard that these JBs could kick opponents down even the users hold them reversed…”
“Foley!”Ramirez shouted: “There are two BTRs coming with 95 on it!”
“Unbelievable!”Said Foley incredible. “It could be concluded that the Maozi got contact with the PRC hawkers! We may call the ChengGuan anyway. But-but the vehicle-mounted 95 are controlled by the PRC officially! They are the standard JBs for Chengguan! How could they get them!”
“They are real 95s, without ← ←”Dunn echoed. “I’ve just watched them with thermal sight. It appeared that the surrounding is gray; the enemies are white; and the 95s are colorful. Can’t be imitations right? They must be the real 95s.”
“May be… well, the PRC could be defection?”Foley muttered. He remained that the PRC had congratulated the NATO when the Zha died. And by the way, PRC tried to market their type 95 to NATO and USA., flattered that type 95 are good for peace. General Crab rejected them, since they’re too destructive, too imaginative. May be the PRC regretted the NATO and…

Foley felt a kind of increasing terrible things got into his mind. He called General Crab for help.
“General, this is Foley.”
“Shit! You! I just wrote for 20 years to post on Shit Bar! You destroyed my article with such a shit call!”
“General, I have something to report_”
“Fuxking report! You know? I found an exciting news on Yooooooomin, and I was copying it on Shit Bar. I opened two windows on my phone, reading the article on Yooooooomin sentence by sentence, and copy the words on Shit Bar letter by letter! I used 20 years to finish it! You the son of bitch!”
“Er-General, the UC with touch version has the function of copy and paste.”
“I just want to show my serious! And by the way, how to copy and paste? Which key?”
“Just touch and hold on the words you want to copy for a moment, then when you release it, there will be a option to copy.”
“Oh, that is. So I will go on my copy, over.”
“Hey, General! Hold on! I have some information. The Maozi got type 95 JB— ”
“Bilibili……”
“Shit!”Foley hanged up, bickering“Fuxking the General. It’s deservedly that he got laughed in Shit Bar. Opinionated shit! He even did not clear about the direction of mortar shells! MLGB. We need to save Eagle by ourselves.”
“Eagle?”Dunn said: “The one in Shit Bar? He is the target man?”
“Yeah”Said Foley: “He wanted to apply the host of Shit Bar. As the result, he got mentioned in Maozi. Our duty is to save her.”
“See***ike”Ramirez said: “If the Maozi really got contact with the official PRC, there must be some other weapons from PRC, not only 95s. Maybe—”
“Don’t afraid of Chengguan.”Foley said. “The PRC had stated that they will never use Chengguan first.”
“It’s ordinary that PRC may breach it out”Dunn said, “But it’s fortunately that here is no Chengguan at all.”
“Get down!”
Foley pressed Dunn down the ground. And at the same time, a black hard strip flow through over and bombed on the earth, with a big hole there. Some magma ejected out.
“YOOOOOOOOOO~”Dunn shouted: “Magma, this stuff touched the core.”
“Another one coming!”
Everybody jumped down the ladder and hind in the kitchen. A deafening sound of explosion pierced in from the outside.
“That”Foley smiled like crying: “The famous remote weapons—communism missile.”
“Communism missile?”Dunn screamed: “The one that could aim at any PC or phones? With the accuracy that is hundred times more precise than our Tomahawk missile?”
“It’s a joke to compare Communism missile with Tomahawk.”

Everybody hided in the kitchen with shivering, looking at the Communism missile flow around. The missile cycled around the kitchen for three hundred times and then flow away.
“Couldn’t it detect the objectives in door?”Dunn asked.
“Don’t underestimate the Communism missile.”Foley said: “It’s just because here is the United States. If it’s in PRC, you would be kicked whether you hided in sewer or somewhere else. Anyway, it’s not a good idea to hide here alone. We need to find way out.”
“How we do that?”Dunn cried: “There is a Communism missile flying outside, and two BTRs with 95 on them. It’s a joke to go outside.”
Suddenly, the missile divided into two pieces, respectively fired to the two BTRs. After the Boom, there was only two black wreckages rest Everybody was surprised, including the Rangers, the Maozi and the PRC hawkers selling their imitated 95 at the Burger King.
“Wake up! Moving!”
Rangers woke up, drought their saliva, and ran to the restaurant with Maozi defending there. Ramirez glanced at the wreckage of one of the BTR, finding the incinerated driver with a PRC phone in his hand. The phone was so strong even the screen was still light with the internet window. There could see a statues Maozi just sent on to his Weibo. “PRC Squarexxx, tankxxx, you dare to catch me? I’m a BTR driver.”Ramirez sighed: “No doubt why you were shot…”
The Maozi other side was all petrified, they even did not have time to take their 95 when they were shot. Rangers branched into the restaurant. A green-lighted laptop with “Crab your family”on the screen came into their eyes.
“Is-is this the terminal of the God?”Foley held on the laptop with tears. With a slightly flash on the screen, the atmosphere of the room became crab. All the Rangers watched the laptop with a great reverence. Dunn even tried to XXOO with it. Foley stopped him.
“Peng” The backdoor opened, a group of Maozi branched in with 95. Foley faced the screen to them with flash on it. All the Maozi took down the 95, languishing watching it. There seemed to be a sentence in the air: “Crab development…”
While the Maozi not woke up, Foley gave the laptop to Ramirez, all the team ran away and tried to get to the last check point. In this time, the terminal of the missile seemed to found that it was tricked. It fired to the check point with JB, destroying the half side of the house.
Foley was scaring: “Fvcking the laptop, now!”
Ramirez took the imitated party card, showed it to the laptop: “I’m a great crab! I just handed the fee two times larger last days.”
The laptop was satisfied, showing on the screen with “Crab, crab, crab.”
Ramirez saluted to the laptop with young-crab salute. And he put his red crab on.
“JB”The CD on the laptop opened with a 5 Mao. Ramirez took the 5 Mao into his underpants, swear with tear “Thank you god, crab crab crab.”
Words showed on the screen: “Please click ‘Crab’on the enemies’ID and then type 4 to use the missile. We will make our enemies crabbing. ”
The Rangers all relieved.

笑死我了

fd……其实有个“百度贴吧和谐测试器”
掌度看图悲剧呀……

拉米雷斯带着跨省终端，占领了一个小餐馆，大家开始在这里聚首。
“拉米雷斯，毛子们失去了跨省，肯定会回来抢的，你在这里守着，我去把翱翔天空的猛禽搬运过来。”福利说完，拿起枪出去了。
拉米雷斯打开电脑，按“4”开始使用跨省导弹。
这时，一群带着红框框的敌人映像出现在屏幕上，拉米雷斯按发射键之后，屏幕上出现字样“请选择跨省原因：1.暴力色情2.乱摆摊3.反dong不和谐4.异性恋5。广告君，爆吧。。。”
拉米想了想，果断选择了异性恋这一项。
“轰”
“打得好，至少1000名敌人中枪。”
这时无线电里传来福利的声音：“拉米雷斯！你在干什么！死了1000多个平民你负责么？我们要保护的猛禽也死了！”
拉米探出头，果然，满地的平民尸体，毛子则几乎毫发无伤。
“太可怕了”拉米雷斯喘息道：“还好当初选择了跟福利争夺邓恩。。。”
“跨省已填装完毕。”电脑语音提示道。
拉米雷斯咬咬牙，选择了暴力色情。
“轰”
拉米雷斯拿起无线电，说：“福利，我又发射了一枚，你看看怎么样？”
无线电那边传来福利的哭声：“邓恩啊，你怎么死的这么惨。。。呜呜~我们说好了回老家结婚的，你还答应了我在帝都买房子。。。”
拉米雷斯赶紧拿出火速救援饮料冲了出去。
对等恩进行了火速救援之后，福利扛着猛禽的尸体，拉米扛着邓恩的尸体，大家赶紧往餐馆里冲。


Ramirez brought the laptop with him, captured a small toilet with his companies. The team began to defend there.
“Ramirez, I’m going to take Eagle here. The Maozi must be back to grab back their Communism Missile laptop, you need to defend it.”Foley took out with his speech.
Ramirez opened the laptop, pressing 4 to use the Missile.
Many Maozis with XXOO on their bodies appeared on the screen, when Ramirez pressed the fire key, some words flashed on the screen: “Please choose the reason to communism: 1. ♂2.♂♂3.♂♂♂4.♂♂♂♂5.♂♂♂♂♂♂…
Ramirez immediately chose the “♂”
“Hong”
“Good hit, at least 1000 plus KIA.”
“Ramirez!”Foley’s sound burst out from the radio: “What are you doing there? Could you make responsible for the 1000 civilians KIA? Our protected object killed!”
Ramirez stuck his JB out of the room. There were myriad of bodies of civilians lying on the square. The Maozis were totally intact.
“Ungeilivable” Ramirez gasped: “It’s so fortunately that I chose to got 3P with Foley and Dunn.”
“Missiles online” The laptop reminded.
Ramirez chose “♂♂”this time.
“Hong~”
Ramirez took up his radio: “Foley, I just shot one another. Is it effective?”
“Oh, my dear Dunn~”Foley cried on the other side: “How terrible your death is~ you just promised to marry me home. We have even discussed about buying house in Beijing.”
Ramirez hurriedly took his drink of revival out.


Backed to the restaurant, looking at the large amount of Maozis coming, Ramirez smiled sadly: “Seems that I will lost my JB here… Why there so many Maozis? Overbirth?”
The laptop suddenly flashed: “Reason: overbirth, target confirmed. Fire.”
“♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂……”
The world was clear, just left countless of Maozis bodies.
The screen of the laptop darken, with a sentence on the screen: “Too tired fvcking today. I need to have a rest.” Then automatically shutdown.
“We got it?” Ramirez SBed.
“Not yet.”Foley looking at two small black things approaching their location.
“Maozis helicopters!” Dunn woke up, shouting: “I want to shot—”
“No,”Foley put him down: “You need to relax, now it’s the duty of me and Ramirez.”
The two gays began to shoot to the poor helicopters with their JBs. They ejected all the sky.
“Down.”
At this time, Ramirez’s phone ringing.
“Hello, is that Foley? This is General Crab.”
Foley put down the RPG, frowning to Ramirez. Ramirez was embarrassed, gave the Iphone4s to Foley. Foley whispered: “How many times have you stolen my phone?”
Ramirez smiled awkwardly: “I have paid my two shen for this, but its not enough, er…”
Foley ignored him, answered the phone.
“This is Foley.”
“Ah, Foley, I just finished my massage in Shit bar, however no one answered me, you know…”
“Ok, I will help you. Now when exactly you want to talk?”
“So, you just called me for what?”
“Maozi may got connected with PRC, they got 95 and communism missiles now.”
“Pa”
“Sorry, the other side you have called has died, please check the number and call later.”
A minute later, Foley received a fix: “Foley, this is General Crab, we may talk about PRC later. Now I sent a group to pick you up. You need to retreat now.”
Just then, a group of motorcycles coming.
“Our friendly have coming, Now let’s get out of here.”Everyone followed Foley away.
“Where are our Hummers?” Ramirez put on a helmet, asking the teammate on the front seat. “Why we need to go with motorcycles?”
“You may ask how much rebate our General got, now let’s go.”
The motorcycles speeding away.