首先抱歉，楼主最近考试多，又来迟了。。。
另外说些闲话：
我看了路过的一些评论，似乎有很多对M发展的担忧。我觉得油管上的评论也有这方面的趋势，但是毕竟对人家来说两组都是外国人，似乎没有什么特别亲妈之类的饭。为了让楼主这次的长评翻译更反映国际饭的看法，楼主特意把K和M的分开来发了，而且挑的都尽量是根据特定版本的评论。但是翻译的观点不代表楼主本人立场，大家和谐讨论就好。
然后楼主要感叹还是国际饭开放，整页整页全是限制级讨论，做有关谁的某种梦啦，和男友怎么的时候居然想到哪个成员啦，由于Sehun同学，尺寸问题更是在K版下面各种刷屏啊。。。
鉴于百度和谐的环境，楼主这方面就不多翻了。


K版：主流讨论除了限制级话题之外就是开一受伤的问题
Did anyone notice Kai's pain expression at
2:24
it looked like he really got hurt..but yet
he still dance full out and amazing, showing no sign of pain, thats how you
know he truly is a professional dancer c:
Kai oppa <3
有人注意到开一在2:24的时候痛苦的表情了么？
看起来他真的伤的不轻，却仍然尽全力跳的那么好，一点也没有把痛苦流露出来。由此看来他绝对是一个专业的舞者。
开一偶吧！
SM, overworking a group that hasn't even
debuted yet. Just imagine what it's going to be like when they DO debut. At
least when the time comes, they'll get a lot of attention.
And that's an understatement.
SM在他们还没有出道的时候就让他们这么超负荷工作，想想出道之后的情况（肯定会更严重）。唯一值得安慰的是，他们在出道时已经确定会收获众多关注，但人们对他们的现有评判只可能低估他们的实力。
At first i watched EXO's dancing, i thought
"Wow!! They are so perfect in dancing! No mistake at all!!" But after
i watched over and over again, i noticed they also a human like me. They did a
cute mistake. And i love their smile after that. Baekhyun...although you want
to cover your smile, i still can see it~~hohoo...SuHo too, he's smiling
widely...hahahha....cute EXO, maybe after this i can find other members mistake
again...hahhaha
一开始我看他们的舞蹈，我在想“哇塞，他们简直在舞蹈方面所向披靡！毫无瑕疵！”但当我无数次观看之后，我终于注意到他们也和我一样是人，会有可爱的失误，我爱他们犯错后的微笑。Beakhyun，尽管你想掩饰那个表情但我还是注意到咯，吼吼吼。。。SuHo也是，他笑得更开。。。。哈哈。好可爱的EXO，再看一遍说不定能发现别的成员的小错误，哈哈哈哈。。。


然后是M版，主流焦点还是Kris和LuHan
这几条是一个人发的，放一起好了（这姑娘超喜欢用哦买噶开头。。。）
OMG NOO MY BOYFRIEND IS SOO MAD AT ME, he told me I was BANNED
from UT. HHAAA! :( I'm sad though but I CANT HELP IT! kris!!!!!!!!
我的天哪，我男友对我很不满，他说他觉得我跟油管虐恋情深，哈哈（我很难过，但还是控制不住,kris!!!）
OMG GIRL my BOYFRIEND was sleeping last
night and I was talking SOOO nasty up in here about KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was
looking Kris.. then looking at alan while he was sleeping and i was like FML :(
我的天哪，JM们，我男友昨晚上还在我这里过夜了，我现在却在这里谈Kris，还是怎么下流怎么来。。。昨天我看着kris，再看看我男友熟睡的脸，脑子里只有一个想法：我这苦逼的生活。。。
HHAHAH omg I wonder if that would work....
Kris has put a curse on my love life. I honestly am thinking about naming my
future child this. -_- i know creepy right. lol I'm soo obsessed it's baaad.
我的天。。。我不知道到底怎么了。。。Kris严重影响了我的恋爱生活。我真的真心在考虑给我未来的孩子叫这个名字。。。我知道这么做有点古怪。。。哈哈，我很严重的完全对他着迷
lol they and EXO-K are wearing practically
the same exact outfits xD
really though, i LOVE this choreography.
and i do like that having practically the same material in the songs (other
than the language it's sung in, of course) allows each group to display their
unique characteristics.
i think i like EXO-M better so far --in the
teaser MV i fell in love with their 2 lead singers' voices and in this dance
video i think their moves are sharper yet smoother than EXO-K's.
哈哈，M和K服装基本上是差不多的。
我很喜欢这套编舞，我也很欣赏他们虽然歌曲语言不同但尽量让内容一致的做法。这样他们各自都可以很好地展示自己的魅力。
我觉得目前我更爱M，teaser和mv让我爱上了他们的两个主唱，练习室舞蹈我感觉M演绎得更犀利甚至比K更流畅
Watching both EXO-M and EXO-K, I can
objectively say that EXO-K's dance is better. BUT! Somehow, I am drawn to push
the replay button more with EXO-M's version. Call it personal preference or
bias, but they have something that makes me want to watch their videos over and
over… I sincerely think they are underrated.
看了两个版本，不带偏见的说我觉得K跳得更好。但是，不知怎么的我更沉迷于重复观看M版。应该是个人偏好问题，但他们有种独特的魅力让我忍不住一再循环。。。我坚决认为他们是被低估的一组。

K版第二部分已经被吞两遍了，TT。。。再发一遍试试。。。

i was going to studying science with my
friends for national final exam simulation, when one them suddenly turn on this
video.. so i didnt study anymore-_- oh god and i was like 'look at chanyeol
he's my husband XD' so..... spazzing haha
我原来正打算和同学一起为全国统考（楼主不知道翻得对不对，美国也有这玩意？）复习，直到突然某个人点开了这个视频。。。所以我根本就没翻开书。。。天哪上帝啊，我一直在叫“看chenyeol！他是我老公！”之类的胡言乱语。。。哈哈
SO POWERFUL, INTENSE, SEXY.... I HYPERVENTILATED
如此有力量，紧凑，性感。。。我喘不过气来了

好，总算全发到了。。。楼主明显没把和百度的关系搞好。。。不好意思本来分开的两版评论又混在一起了。。。但是每一楼的内容都是针对同一版发表的。应该基本看得出来。
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额。。。。。。。。。。。我怎么才封，度受就又吞了。。。。。这叫我情何以堪。。。。。

我再试试，不行就算了。。。
下面一条条发：
首先是M版的第二部分：
I actually like the perverted comments. They're
funny and since I'm older, I can relate. I don't really think thoughts like
that with EXO-K since they're young and don't have the same sex appeal as
EXO-M. They are grown men, we can't go "Aww" all the time.
说实在的，我还满喜欢看那些带有限制级内容的评论的。内容都挺有趣的，由于我年纪比较大，我对K组没有什么狂热的看法，他们都太小了，不能像M组一样让我产生某方面的想法，M组都是成熟男人了，用不着总是花痴他们。（最后半句楼主不确定是不是这个意思）


I like both groups equally :)
I hope to see Exo-M perform in Korea
alongside Exo-K :(
It's not fair that these guys have to go to
China just because they are called Exo-M. They should at least be given a
chance to perform with Exo-K in Korea. It would help with their popularity also
to keep the group close to each other before leaving the country.
Sehun and Luhan forever <3
EXO FOREVER <3
我两组都爱，很平均。
我希望M能和K一起表演
仅仅因为他们叫M就让他们去天朝很不公平。他们也应该有机会和K一起在PC活动。这样不仅帮助他们在韩国提升人气，也能让两组人在各自发展之前变得更亲
SeHun&LuHan永远！
EXO永远！


其实楼楼可以把限制级的东西发一发

I like the fluidity and softness of
EXO-M's movements more than I do EXO-K's sharp robotic-like movements. Though
both groups dance very well, I LOVE the way EXO-M dances the chorus (0:57-1:06)
(1:54-2:02).
相对于K凌厉的机器人般的动作，我更喜欢M动作的流畅柔软。虽然两组都跳得很好，我还是偏爱M在副歌部分的表现(0:57-1:06) (1:54-2:02).

下面是吞了至少三遍的剩下的两条K版评论！！！
I feel sorry for the others...all of the
attention is on sehun and kai,of course they are awesome (and i am,myself a
kai's fan) but the others worked hard too!/:
THEY ARE ALL DANCE PERFECT,a talent like
this one is not coming just like that,in one piece.im sure they are ALL working
their ass off and suffering just like kai does.
我为别的成员感到遗憾，所有的注意力都放在Kai和Sehun上，他们当然很帅（而且我是开一个人饭）但别的成员也很努力啊！
他们都跳得很完美，每个有天分的人表现出来的方式都不同。我相信每个人都卯足了劲去努力工作，也都像开一一样承受了很多困难的考验。

I was checking their info...and i see their
height...i said..."WOw...180++cm...they are so tall!! " and then i
see the leader's height...176cm....aww...poor lil' leader. He need to take
care giant babies later on..
And, i never noticed Sehun's little sehun
but peoples in here keep on talking bout that make me noticed bout that. Poor
Sehun baby...please make sure to use big pant after this or the scary noonas
will enjoy the view~~~
我看了他们的资料，然后就看到了他们的身高。。。我想“哇塞，一米八以上，他们真的很高！！”然后我就看到了小队的身高。。。176cm。。。啊。。。可怜的小队以后要照顾这么多巨婴。。。
另外我原来根本没注意到Sehun的小弟弟但人们一直在说这个终于让我也注意到了。。。可怜的Sehun宝贝，下次换条更宽松的裤子吧，否则这些可怕的怒那会因此狂欢的。。。。（意思是寂寞的姐姐们会很享受。。。）

度受根本不可能让我发出来的。。。我这还没什么的内容都被他吞的支离破碎。。。