刺猬：I love three things in the world.The sun,the moon and you.The sun stands for morning,the moon for night.And you,for always.

炜哥：I love three things in the class.The son,the daughter and you.The son stands for gay,the daughter for ****.And you,for both.

节选自《刺猬不经大脑文集》，有删改。