Don’t be jealous that people have done better than you.All you need to do is keep breaking your own record every day,for success is a fight between you and yourself.不要眼红别人比你做得好,只需要每天打破你自己的记录,因为成功是你和自己打仗。
有一个英文老师出了一道这样的难题, 题目是这样子的: ____ is better than the god. ____ is worse than the evil. if you eat ____,you will die. (三个空格必须是同一个字) 有一个数学老师用数学的方法解出来了 答案如下: 设上帝之善是+∞ 恶魔之恶是-∞ 令所求为X 则X>+∞ X<-∞ ∴X属於空** ∴X=nothing Answer : Nothing
英语笑话:[The importance of oxygen] Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773. Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.
我就发英语笑话吧![Doctor and Pundit] A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!