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艹 这么狠

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化妆师伤不起啊

一个飘着雪花的冬天，慈祥的王后生下了一个可爱的小女孩。 王后说：就叫你白雪公主吧！还说完就断气儿了。 家不可一日无夫，国不可一日无后，于是国王娶了个新老婆。 新王后有个魔镜，每天新王后都会对魔镜说：魔镜魔镜告诉我，谁是世界上最美丽的女人。 魔镜说：伟大的主人啊，你是世上最美丽的女银。 但是有一天魔镜竟然告诉她白雪公主是世界上最美丽的女人。可恶的后母竟然把白雪公主卖给七个小矮人，让他们折磨我们纯洁的白雪公主。 这天，王后起床后，对着魔镜说：魔镜魔镜告诉我，谁是世界上最幸福的女银？ 魔镜问：为啥今天要问俺谁是最幸福的女银。 王后说：天下第一美的女银难道不幸福吗？白雪公主快被七个小矮人折磨死了，我还不是世上最幸福的女银？？？！！！ 魔镜说：伟大的主人啊，白雪公主是世上最幸福的女银。 王后吐着血问道：白雪公主都跟了七个小矮人了，有啥幸福的？ 魔镜唱道： 白雪公主和七个小矮人，白雪公主一次睡七人，七人下面七条根，围住公主摁恩恩~~~ 恶毒的后母听完吐血而亡。从此白雪公主和七个小矮人过着幸福的生活

都有谁见适过这么标准的十五字啊

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