Dana's Most Goofy Moments 11. Getting squirted with Marcus Allenwoods magical juice. 10. Not knowing what "queefing" is! 9. Having a funeral for "Mr. Piddles". 8. Getting drunk at the yacht party. 7. Crispay! 6. "Oh my god, you're disfigured!" after Lara cut her hand. 5. Getting stoned on LSD and dancing at a Tegan and Sara concert that Shane took her to. 4. Trying to get it on with Jenny. 3. Calling Lara the Soup Chef 2. Dana & Alice's first shag and the very 'Dana' like removal of the underpants! Hysterical! 1. "Oh, and, what are you, the Intellectual of Life?"