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A sheep grazier has hired some aboriginal farm hands to help him onthe property, one of whom's wife is pregnant... This aboriginal ladygives birth to a white child so the father approaches the property owner(who happens to be the only white man) wanting to know what has been going
on...
Aboriginal : Ok, so what's the story, my wife just gave birth to a white boy bossman, whyha do this bossman?
Grazier : I didn't do anything, these things happen, honest they do, it's just the way nature works, every so often it happens.
Aboriginal : No, no, boss, you been foolin with my wife...
Grazier : Now look here boy, every so often these things happen, look I got all these white sheep and every so often ya get a black one, it happens...
Aboriginal : Ok, I'll forget about me boy if you forget about the sheep...



1楼2012-09-22 16:18回复
    There was an Australian, American and Irish astronaut all bragging to eachother about what achievment they would to do in their careers
    The Australian says " I want to be the first Australian to land on the
    moon"The American says " I want to be the first Human being to land on Mars! "The Irish astronaut says " I want to be the first human being to land on
    theSun !"The American and Australian shake their heads and exclaim to the irishman"You can't land on the sun it's to hot you'll burn up ! "The Irishman says " Well I'll go at night then ! "


    2楼2012-09-22 16:20
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