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We are S.B.
一. The story between W and F
1. Meet
A dark cold night,there is no people in the street.F want to go to “Wen Wen shop”to buy some “Small bear”to have dinner.When F is walking across the road,a motorbike come towards him.He isn`t afraid.He think he is very strong and the motorbike can`t damage him,bu it is day-dream.He is wrong.He put his rump(翘臀)up,the motorbike knock him to fly away.He doesn`t have any HP . Suddenly , the owner of “Wen Wen Shop”come out.She shout: “What are you doing?Too loud!”She see F is flying in the sky.She say: “How great!Can you teach me???”F say: “OK!!But you should give me some “Small bear” to have some HP first!!”She give F some HP.And F kick the owner and she fly away.F shout at the owner of motorbike.The man on the motorbike say: “Do you know who am l??? My father is Li Gang!!! I am Mr Wang !!!!!! HA HA HA !!! Do you have eyes.” “What??? You!!! Gary, my father is Mr Hu.Do you know??”F say.
They begin to fight············


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    2. Fight
    F and W begin fight. They are both very very angry . F use “Huai Zhong Bao Mei Sha”to hit W.W use “Suo Hou Sha”.They both can`t hit each other.F use “Yellow Attrect(注:火影里鸣人的招)”to attract W. W is a colour wolf, when he see the beautiful women syand in front of him ,he open his eye widely.W is in danger. He use his telephone to ask S to come. S come very quickly. F is very angry. He use his phone to call J to come. Z say to S and W: “l`m strong ,are you afraid?”Ha Ha!Gary.......S begin to fight with Z.S use his best activity. “Ba Qi Ju Hua Can ’’.Z fall down with pain in the blood.F view he is in danger.He begin to run away. At that moment,Mr Bring appear.He says “Don`t fight.Foolish People!! L will take all of you Zheng Jiao Zhu”.They are very afraid. The shining from Mr bing is very bright. They can`t open their eyes. They say together: “l`m sorry. We will never fight.” “OK.lcan give you a chance.But l will give you a punish first.”Mr Bing use his Mr Bing God Wood to hit them.


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      4.Reborn
      They hear a big argument. Two men are over there. One is wear a red cloth. He look like a magician. The other man is very well-known. He is S. S say: Foolish,you!! You rob my woman. She is mine!F see a woman over there. The other man say: Oh Oh Oh.Don`t angry.The woman is ours.NO,she`s mine.”“Don`t argue with me HA HA ~~ Do you think I`m afraid of you?~~~~~~ The other man smile and put out his hands. He begin wave his hands.The waiter say: That man is Mr Yang. He is very powerful.I think he is angry.He must be use his best activity ‘The world is war’!As F turn to the argument. He see S is lying on the ground and haven`t breath. F think he has found the man who can save J. He turn to Y and say: Mr Yang. You are so great!Can you save my wife J. He will die soon.Y say: This~~~~~~ I think I can. But I need a lot of money. OK!F phone the owner of Wen Wen Shop : Are you flying happy? Yes, thank you. Can you give me a lot of money?? I can help you to fly to space! Great. OK.
      F give the money to Y. Y use his magic to save J. J is reborn.


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        5.Exercise
        J is reborn. Y say: I think he is too weak to fight. He should exercise.F say: Good idea. But who can teach him??I think ‘Diogenes’is the best choice. Good idea.They go to see Diogenes. Diogenes say to J: Lovely boy,I will teach you something about thinking. You know I think the way to be happy is to own as few thing as possible……” Two hours later , Diogenes is still speaking. J is not happy.He thik Diogenes is too boring. J can`t put up with(忍受),so he kick away Diogenes. Y say: Oh, too bad. I think there is only a man can teach him. He is Mr Zhangzhiqing.
        Zhang say: OK, I will teach J my best activities. Such as how to break the door, how to clean the blackboard and so on. The long exercise journey ij begin.


        IP属地:上海本楼含有高级字体5楼2012-10-20 21:53
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          0.0 电脑里只有这5篇 。。。以后再放上来


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            这。。。。。。。。。


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