Ross: ...Chandler!
Chandler: Hey
Ross: (hugs him) And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave
Chandler.)
Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel. (Sits down beside her) I do love you
Rachel : oh Ross , I love you too .
Ross : oh no no , I really love you .
Rachel : I really love you
Ross: Oh.. you don't get it! (Passes out and slumps across her)
Monica的爸爸挺可爱，如果我死了我想海葬
Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my time comes-
Monica: Dad!
Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Monica: You what?
Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
Monica: Define fun.
Mr. Geller: C'mon, you'll make a day of it! You'll rent a boat, pack a lunch...
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Mr. Geller: I'd like that.

109 The One Where Underdog Gets Away
感恩节，所有人的计划都乱了。。。
(Joey enters. His face looks abnormally colorful.)
Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
The poster says: What Mario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are shown with the poster displayed all over New York City. Joey接拍广告，结果是VD广告。。。
Joey: So I guess you all saw it.
Rachel: Saw what?
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
然后他家以为他真的得了VD不让他回家
Joey: Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.

Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.
爸妈去了度假，Monica做感恩节大餐，Ross闹小孩子脾气，大家都要不同的土豆，Rachel本来要去和家人滑雪度假。。结果，因为大家都去看飞了的气球狗而没带钥匙，火鸡大餐毁了，度假的也错过了，
Monica发飙
Monica: Why would I have the keys?
Rachel: Aside from the fact that you said you had them?
Monica: But I didn't.
Rachel: Well, you should have.
Monica: Why?
Rachel: Because!
Monica: Why?
Rachel: Because!
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I..

Ross因为Susan和未出生的宝宝讲话，他也要讲，哈哈，对他的激将法就是Susan…
Ross: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Carol: I did.
Ross: Does it always, uh--?
Carol: No, no that was the first.
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Ross: (singing) Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo.
Susan: I felt it!
Ross: (singin) Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts.

Ugly Naked Guy又来了
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.

(They all run to the window.)
Joey: I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
Monica: Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
（Chandler因为父母在感恩节宣布离婚，所以讨厌过节，结果大家的计划全毁他倒高兴了，最后大家都和他吃三明治）
Monica: (holding sandwich) Does anybody wanna split this with me?
Joey: Oh, I will.
Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
Monica: Make a wish?
Phoebe: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger
half. What'd you wish for?
Joey: The bigger half. (Joey 又可爱了)
Chandler: I'd like to propose
a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of
Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really
great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile
vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if
you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we
wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that
I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
All: That's so sweet.
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
Chandler: Here, here!

（还有rachel的shoopshoopshoop也挺可爱）

110 The One With the Monkey
圣诞节过了，马上新年了，大家本来约定就6个人晚餐，结果大家都有约。。。不过最后还是六个人单着。。。。Ross的猴子出场了。。Phoebe的David出场。。Chandler家奇葩的Janice又来了。。。Rachel被打了。。。fun Bobby不fun了。。。哈哈。。。挺好玩
（关于悲催新年前夜的设想）Chandler: I’ve got an idea ,Dinner .
Ross : It’s perfect . we’ll put it between lunch and breakfast.
Phoebe的歌。。
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin',
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
(shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
...My mother's ashes

Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
David: Uh, ow.
Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you
tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
David: I'll never forget you.
Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.
（最后大家都落单了，Chandler想找个人亲他，结果出现基情四射的一幕。）
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!
Joey: Alright ，alright， alright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There

111 The One With Mrs. Bing
Monica和Phoebe在街上看到个帅哥，Monica 喊了声woo-hoo，结果那男的被车撞了，哈哈哈。。。然后她们都去照顾他 （好爱这段）
Phoebe ：It’s all my fault .
Monica: No ,it’s mine Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRLSCOUT! UP! UP! UP!
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Maybe nobody's tried this.
Monica: I wish we at least knew his name...

Phoebe: I know , I hate that they’re calling him John Doe .It’s so sad ,it’s like he’s a deer ,a female deer （可爱Phoebe又开始跑偏了）
Monica: Phoebe ?
Phoebe : Oh ,I was gonna stop 。
Monica: Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Phoebe: I know. （想象的都是美好的，）

112 The One With the Dozen Lasagnes

这集的开头好有趣，可以排在前十。。。小合唱的赶脚。。
Ross不想知道孩子的性别，
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
Paolo吃Phoebe豆腐，然后告诉Rachel。。。
Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)
Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies （哈哈，对其他饼干不公平，）
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.

Phoebe: Which proves that I never lie.
Rachel: I guess you don't.
Chandler和Joey买新桌子。。。。哈哈哈，好好玩
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Chandler: That's patio furniture!
Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" （这句话太有才了，哈哈哈）
Chandler: (gesturing towards another table) What about the birds?
Joey: I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat something."
Chandler: You pick one.
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!
Joey: Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!
Chandler: Not like that, I won't! (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! (Joey turns and gives Chandler a dirty look)
（Ross想表白，结果又搁浅了。。。。C&J买了张桌球台，结果被Monica完虐了。。。）

113 The One With the Boobies
Chandler在Rachel洗澡时进去，结果看到了她naked。。。然后一连串的看boobies看pee-pee。。。。
Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing!
Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.

Phoebe交了个心理医生男盆友，结果弄得大家都郁闷之极，都恨他。。
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)
Phoebe: So what's going on?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
Ross: I dunno, there's just something about...
Chandler: Basically we just feel that he's...
Rachel: We hate that guy.
All: Yeah. Hate him.
Ross: We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?
All: ...No, we hate him.
Joey的爸爸居然有个情妇，而他妈妈居然知道却假装不知道。。。
Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was
leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That'd be cool.... This blows!

114 The One With the Candy Hearts
情人节前夕，三个女的都没date，于是举行了个烧东西仪式，结果差点引起火灾，Joey有个date，还带上Chandler，结果对方的朋友居然是Janice, 然后Chandler和Janice过了一晚，Chandler要在情人节甩了她，五个月来甩了3次。。。Ross 和一女的吃饭，结果遇到Carol和Susan，Susan中途有事离开，结果Ross和Carol聊上，把date冷落了。。。
木有好台词？