206 The One With the Baby on the Bus
Ben 一靠近Monica就哭，Ross对奇异果过敏，Chandler和Joey带着Ben泡妞，结果把Ben忘公交车上，哈哈哈，他们跑去追车，结果一转角，三台一样的公交，最后去到
公交中心，还分不清哪个是Ben，Central Perk花钱请专业歌手来唱歌，于是Phoebe只能去街上唱，那个专业歌手的确唱的很好听，Angel of the morning
PHOEBE: (singing)
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
PHOEBE: (singing) Lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse,repeat, as needed.
PHOEBE(singing) When I play, I play for me, I
don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....
PHOEBE:(singing) ... with the double double double-jointed boy.
PHOEBE: (singing)Stephanie knows all the chords. (makes a face)
PHOEBE:(singing/screaming) You're all invited to bite me!
还有我们家著名的smelly cat出场鸟。。。。还是她教那个专业歌手
TOGETHER: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault.

207 The One Where Ross Finds Out
本集的重点是ROSS知道RACH也喜欢他。。。
MON帮CHAN减肥，好玩，PHOE的不靠谱约会，
做仰卧起坐
MNCA: C'mon give me five more. Five more.
CHAN: [weakly] No.
MNCA: Five more and I'll flash you.
CHAN: One. . . two. . . two and a half. OK, just show me one of them.
JOEY夸PHOE："Excellent butt, great rack."
208 The One With the List
连接上一集的Kiss，关于kiss，男女的不同反应，女生这边，三个人都激动的不得了，详细讲述细节。。。而男的这边
ROSS: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
JOEY: Tongue?
ROSS: Yeah.
JOEY: Cool.
陷入选择的ROSS六神无主
PHOE: Ok,this is a song about a love triangle between three people that I made up. Um, it's called, um, "Two of Them Kissed Last Night".
[singing] There was a girl, we'll call her Betty, and a guy let's call him Neil. Now I can't stress this point too strongly, this story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide, who will be the girl that he casts aside. Will Betty be the one who he loves truly? Or will it be the one who we'll call Ju...Loolie? He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up, he must decide!

ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties,and my diamond shoes are too tight.
然后Chandler 说列表选择，于是著名的list
RACHEL: spoiled 。 。 。ditzy。 。 。too into her looks 。 。 。just a waitress 。 。 。chubby ankles。。
JULIE: Not Rachel .
然后那张纸被RACHEL看到了，于是又闹翻了，后来电台点歌那段很经典呀。。。
Monica丢了工作后，找不到工作了，经典的Mockolate

215 The One Where Rachel and Ross...You Know
Joey买了俩懒人椅和大屏幕电视，于是俩懒虫就天天不用起来了，
PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad.
RR恋开始，刚开始RACHEL老是笑，后来在博物馆　You Know
MONICA和Richard的忘年恋也开始了。。。
MONICA: Oh, you're a grandpa.
DR. BURKE: Yeah. Are we nuts here?
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell,
I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.

216 The One Where Joey Moves Out
JOEY和CHAN这对好基友，JOEY搬出去了
Phoebe和Rachel去纹身，
MON和Richard恋情在MON爸爸生日上公开
217The One Where Eddie Moves In
JOEY的新家各种奇葩装置。。俩个好基友 ， 最后那个All by myself 。。经典
Phoebe的经典的 smelly cat Video
Geller兄妹又干起来了
218 The One Where Dr. Remore Dies
Joey在杂志上说他的台词大都是他自己写的，然后惹怒了编剧，于是他就被写死了。。。。
Chandler的新室友各种神奇，Chandler要受不了了，
CHANDLER: So, when I woke up this morning, he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes.
MONICA: Why?
CHANDLER: Because he thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.
PHOEBE: Why would you kill his fish?
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe ，after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
MON和RACHEL那俩对情侣的magic number之争，后来成了condom之争。。

219 The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Eddie喜欢看别人睡觉，可怜的Chandler，终于受不了，叫他搬出去，结果他居然失忆般第二天就忘了，最后是Joey搬回来了。。
Joey又没钱了，各种贵的塑料动物被搬走，Ross买下最便宜的大白狗送给他，
女生，几个读一本书Be Your Own Windkeeper.然后经典的一句
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
220 The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Phoebe家妈妈以前不让她看悲剧结局，于是她以为很多电影都是美好的，然后经大家说明，回去重看各种电影。。
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Chandler和Joey试着和Richard做朋友，觉得他很酷，玩的好，但还是把他当父辈的那种人。。。
Ross和Rachel带Ben,Ben开始讲话了， Rachel发现Ross各种计划他们的未来，这让Rachel很惶恐，
ROSS: [enters] Ok,what the hell happened back there?
RACHEL: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale
complaining about the taxes.
ROSS: C'mon, what,you never think about our future?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow
night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
ROSS: No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named
Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good.
RACHEL: What was the book?
ROSS: The big book of childrens' names.
RACHEL: But I do not want to have everything decided for me. I spent my whole life like that. It's what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. I, I like not knowing right now and I'm sorry if that scares you but if you want to be with me you are gonna have to deal with that.
ROSS: Ok fine.
RACHEL: Thank you.
ROSS: We're not done.
RACHEL: I didn't know that.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not
gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end
up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal
with that.
RACHEL: Fine, I will.
ROSS: Good, 'cause I love you.
RACHEL: Oh yeah.
ROSS: Yeah.
RACHEL: Well I love you too.
ROSS: Well that's the first time we've said that.
RACHEL: Yes it is.
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
RACHEL: Well you better.
这段很精彩。。吵架吵到最后。。。哈哈。。。

222 The One With the Two Parties
Rachel生日，她爸妈闹离婚后水火不容，为了让他们不见面，于是就有了俩个Party。。。
223 The One With the Chicken Pox
开头的MON和CHAN争muffin挺好玩。。。
这集亮点太多了，
Phoebe得了水痘，然后那个海军男友也得了，俩人互揉
MON的怪癖
Joey的幻想角色，太入戏了
JOEY: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid...
Ya know what? Just did.
CHANDLER: Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must
have there.
Rachel的制服幻想

第三季开始
301 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
开头是他们进去CP，结果大沙发上一群人占着，他们只好灰溜溜的走了。。。据说那些是编剧。。。。
Mon的Richard后遗症，
ROSS: You need to get some sleep.
MONICA: I need to get some Richard.
RACHEL: Why aren't you at work?
MONICA: Oh, they-they sent me home.
RACHEL: Why?
MONICA: Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon.
Phoebe帮她催眠，Happy place
PHOEBE: Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.
your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky.... the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees.... the lovely waterfalls, and the trickling fountains. And the calming sounds of the babbling brook....
收到以前定的Richard喜欢的南北战争的碟，又在大街上哭了
PHOEBE: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
MONICA: Uh, huh. (crying) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away.
后来闻着雪茄看南北战争，她爸爸来安慰她，当她知道Richard也为分手伤心时，终于像个小孩子睡去。。。。
Chandler和Janice似乎要认真的交往，Joey受不了Janice
CHANDLER: I want you to say that you like her!
JOEY: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her. 哈哈，把自己胳膊扯下来只为了摔。。。
CHANDLER: What are you guys doing together?
JANICE: Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs)
Janice走了后
CHANDLER: You still can't stand her can you?
JOEY: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Ross的Princess Leia Fantasy，结果被Chandler毁了。。
PHOEBE: Yeah, oh,Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that.
RACHEL: Really!
PHOEBE: Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you know she
stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know.
Phoebe顶着俩面包圈开这玩笑
Ross怨Rachel告诉她，Rachel说朋友间就是会分享这种事呀，于是他找Chandler聊，Chandler把他梦见妈妈的事说出来了，哈哈，恋母的娃
ROSS: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?
CHANDLER: You said...
ROSS: I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there! (Chandler goes over
and sits at a table and puts his head down).
后来Joey更绝
JOEY: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
CHANDLER: Really?
JOEY: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.

304 The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
开头：Joey的牛奶开瓶器
Chandler想不再害怕承诺，结果吓到了Janice, Mon和Rach给他吃冰淇淋，结果后来自己才是需要吃的人、、、
Ben玩芭比娃娃，Ross不乐意，千方百计让他用大兵呀，恐龙呀，卡车呀等玩具换掉芭比，最后Mon说你自己小时候都穿妈妈的衣服把自己打扮成小女孩还叫Bea,还唱歌
Joey的试镜忘了，Phoebe假装经纪人给他重新弄好，结果他各种毛病，总是被拒，Phoebe看不下去，当不了这经纪人。。。
JOEY: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
CHANDLER: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm
pretty much peeing every which way.
YOUNG ROSS: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
305 The One With Frank Jr.
Phoebe的弟弟来找她玩，结果各种尴尬。。
Joey要做个柜子，最搞笑的是他把Chandler的门锯做两半，然后Chan不知道，一推门就摔里面去了。。。
Ross的名人名单，罗斯经过反复斟酌确定了他的名单，并用钱德的电脑打印在卡片上。在Chandler的建议下，他去掉了原来在名单上的Isabella Rossellini伊莎贝·罗塞里尼（Ingrid Bergman and Roberto Rossellini英格丽褒曼与名导演罗塞里尼之女，），理由是她太国际化了，不大可能出现在美国；
结果Isabella翩然出现在“中央咖啡厅”里。罗斯后悔得撞墙。

Ross: Isabella Rosselini. (points to her)
Monica: Are you serious? (they all look) Oh my God.
Ross: Damn! I can’t believe I took her off my list.
Monica: Why? cause otherwise you’d go for it?
Ross: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: Oh-oh, you lie.
Ross: What you don’t think I’d go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Ross: Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, we’ll call her an alternate.
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Rachel: Honey, he’s about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I’m just sorry we don’t got popcorn.

307 The One With the Race Car Bed
这集的开头可以说是最经典的，
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what
happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, ]
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody,no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he ‘s Alan Alda.
Monica: Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?
Chandler: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
(Joey is singing in his head.)
Phoebe: Who’s singing?
（我Phoebe永远最经典。。。哈哈哈。。）
这集Monica买了个床垫，结果被Phoebe收成个赛车样的床，哈哈哈
Chandler倒是玩的很欢
[Scene:Monica’s bedroom, Chandler is playing with the bed.]
Chandler: Varrrrrroom! Hey! Watch it lady! Varrrrrrrrrrom! (makes a screeching sound as he pretends to stomp on the brakes.) Hey-hey good looking! (honks the bed’s little horn on the steering wheel.) Varrrrrrrrroom. (notices Rachel and stops) All right, I’ll leave. My bed’s so boring.
Rachel和Ross要与Rachel爸爸共进晚餐，Ross和Rachel爸爸相处不来，最后相处得来是共同吐槽Rachel的不好习惯
Rachel爸真会吐槽呀，真犀利。。吐槽Ross的发型。。。吐槽Rachel的医生。。最经典的一句吐槽是Rachel说自己长短脚，而且还没保险
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something?How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Joey教演戏班，哈哈哈，各种搞笑。。。
JOEY式演戏法
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I’ve never been able to cry as an actor, so if I’m in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, let’s say I wanna convey that I’ve just done something evil. That would be the basic “I’ve -got-a fish-hook- in -my –eyebrow- and-I- like- it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, let’s say I’ve just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And that’s how it’s done.

好纠结应该最喜欢罗斯还是最喜欢钱德勒