脚上不打紧，多用热水泡泡…别以为寝室一天到晚开空调就不会长冻疮什么的。

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Look！Here is a single LZ！！！
Let's try catching him,
LZ is full of nutritions,a LZ can provide us with us a week's energy.
But LZ's not easy to deal with.Approaching him backwards,not to make any noise！
Hey,I've caught him！！！
He struggles acutely.
Cut his head off and the rest can be eaten.Time permitting,
We can eat after burning him.More delicious if doing that.
LZ contains 6 times as much protein as beef,
It taste great,just like chicken.

女神：“完了，这次考试考砸了。”屌丝轻轻地拍了拍女神的脑袋，说：“小傻瓜，我就知道你不会做，后面几道大题我都没写，这样我们就能上同一所学校了。”三个月后，屌丝去了蓝翔技校，女神被父母送到欧洲留学

男神：“完了，这次考试考砸了。”女屌丝轻轻地拍了拍男神的脑袋，说：“小傻瓜，我就知道你不会做，后面几道大题我都没写，这样我们就能上同一所学校了。”三个月后，女屌丝去了蓝翔技校，男神被父母送到欧洲留学。