国外逗比对话集锦【lol吧】

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国外逗比对话集锦

http://www.pleasedontbanme.com/top?start=30
这个好像是一个收集了那些在游戏里逗比对话的网站.觉得蛮有意思的..试着翻了几条..英死早.有错的欢迎纠正..
Avatar03[All] [15:20:21]: why r there no black skin heros?
Avatar03[All] [15:20:42]: because i enslaved them all
Avatar03 [15:21:04]: that comment will win us the game
Avatar03[All] [15:20:21]: 为什么这里都没有黑色皮肤的英雄?
Avatar03[All] [15:20:42]: 因为爸爸我把他们都抓来当我的奴隶了.
Avatar03[All] [15:20:42]:哟西,我刚说的那番话会让我们赢的这场的胜利!
这个应该是黑奴贸易的笑点..

送TA礼物

1楼2012-12-15 20:45回复

CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:42]: wanna know why im rpaing?
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:43]: raping?
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:49]: cuz im eating apple sauce
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:51]: and apple sauce
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:55]: gives u vitamins
WasteVs (Nasus) [00:08:57]: LOL
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:59]: makes u better at games
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:42]: 想知道我的吊为什么会爆吗
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:43]: 艹,打错字,是为什么我这么碉堡
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:49]:因为我正在吃着苹果酱
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:51]: 然后呢苹果酱
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:55]:能提供维他命,就跟金克拉一样
WasteVs (Nasus) [00:08:57]:已笑尿
CrystalQiu (Tristana) [00:08:59]:这样爸爸用双脚操作都能赢
小学生表示:我要去买苹果酱

4楼2012-12-15 20:46

Sylorz[All] [22:18:18]: im just feeding
Sylorz[All] [22:18:25]: err, farming*
Sylorz[All] [22:18:31]: sorry, slip of typing
Sylorz[All] [22:18:18]:人家只是在送
Sylorz[All] [22:18:18]:额....是在补兵
Sylorz[All] [22:18:18]:骚瑞..手滑勿护

5楼2012-12-15 20:47

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Thrian (Twisted Fate) [00:05:55]: mid mia
Conrad500 (Caitlyn) [00:06:25]: lol mia in a bot game
Ecnalab (Gangplank) [00:06:34]: mia humans
Thrian (Twisted Fate) [00:06:46]: mid mia
Thrian (Twisted Fate) [00:06:48]: re
Thrian (Twisted Fate) [00:07:30]: mid mia
Conrad500 (Caitlyn) [00:08:11]: osht
Conrad500 (Caitlyn) [00:08:20]: Y U NO CALL MIA
Conrad500 (Caitlyn) [00:08:22]: ****IN NOOBS
Thrian (Twisted Fate) [00:05:55]: ----中Miss 请小心----
Conrad500 (Caitlyn) [00:06:25]: 逗比,打个电脑而已,喊什么miss
Ecnalab (Gangplank) [00:06:34]: 打匹配才要喊miss
Thrian (Twisted Fate) [00:06:46]: 中miss
Thrian (Twisted Fate) [00:06:48]: 回来了
Thrian (Twisted Fate) [00:07:30]: 又miss了
Conrad500 (Caitlyn) [00:08:11]: 我了个艹
Conrad500 (Caitlyn) [00:08:20]: 现在他消失了你怎么不喊了?
Conrad500 (Caitlyn) [00:08:22]: 你个死小学生!!
略逗...

6楼2012-12-15 20:48

Ezrand (Ezreal) [All] [00:00:50]: Press D for Dance
StripDancer (Ezreal) [All] [00:00:59]: PRESS F TO **** UR MOTHER
Ezrand (Ezreal) [All] [00:00:50]:按D可查看隐藏商店
StripDancer (Ezreal) [All] [00:00:59]: 按F可以跟你妈发生超友谊肉体关系
笑死我了.原来国外也有这招,翻译是我自己脑补的..符合咱们国服特色..原话是按D跳舞

7楼2012-12-15 20:49