A Joke: What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
@夜雨寒楼
Question: what's so funny and why this joke implies Lawyers don't do dick?
"dick means Vow instead genital? Is it true that lawyers don't vow in the court? Sorry, I don't know much about the court.

Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
这个笑话又看不懂了。

What is 6.9?
A really great thing ruined by a damn period.

我看过的版本是50politicians，没什么深意就是赤裸裸的骂...I guessed the punch line was going to be “one hundred cunts”，or they'd all be furiously fingering one another...

anthony weiner出事后好像有个替他讲话的议员名字叫mike ball，当时看到时笑了老半天。。。

还以为这个贴是开在英语吧的......
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel.
On the day of their 40th wedding anniversary, the husband yelled, ‘when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.’
‘Yeah,’ she replies, ‘when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads:
‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’

So delightful to be Jinged.

what is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white

"Jump in and I'll take you home," I said to my dwarf neighbour, who was sat at the bus stop today.
"Piss off!" he replied.
"Suit yourself then," I said, as I straightened up my backpack and continued with my walk.

为什么老是听到Buffalo ，这个词貌似有点滑稽的意味，具体用法如何。 @夜雨寒楼 @Pluie5 @Aphice

还有一个常看到的，diarrhea @夜雨寒楼