这是甚?

As one of the water soldiers, I promise that whenever I who called Liuzi enter into any post, I will pledge my life to sell Lz's chastity, discard Lz's dignity and never let Lz suffer the dolefulness from stand-alone…
——Why are your eyes always with tears? Because Lz is my wife.

——by Liuzi
吾以水军之名承诺:
只要吾——六子
进入任何一贴
誓死出卖lz的贞操,抛弃lz的尊严,不让lz忍受单机的寂寞……
——为何你的眼里常含泪水,因为
@lz是我媳妇 
——by 六子