dear SiGou:
Please allow me to call you.
Frist,Happy birthday to you.
Second, You've been like me.I know,because I have a evidence.Don't contradict!Today is your birthday so you are maximum.
Third,I learned a lot of English words recently,For example:whore&sult.And I also learned whore is us often say "bitch",but "bitch"'s Chinese is 贱人,really not 婊子.whore is.Are you sure you don't know,I know.
I'm not sure whether you can understand,but I'm sure I cannot read ╮(╯▽╰)╭,I like you so much,you've been like me!
Thats it,Happy birthday to you.Have a good birthday time.