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1.He's just Been to the Zoo.
When I was waiting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."


来自手机贴吧1楼2013-08-19 10:09回复
    楼主,这完全是591上的!


    来自Android客户端2楼2013-08-19 13:31
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      完美无缺!


      来自Android客户端3楼2013-08-19 13:32
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        题目:他刚去过动物园


        来自Android客户端4楼2013-08-20 09:40
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          当我在银行排队的时候,我注意到一个妇女抱着一个微笑的小孩在一个窗口前,那个小孩拿着他吃过的卷饼吃力地伸给银行职员,那个银行职员微笑地摇了摇头。
          “不,不,亲爱的不要!”那个母亲说,接着她转向银行职员“对此我表示很抱歉,年轻人。请原谅我的孩子刚刚去过动物园!”


          来自Android客户端5楼2013-08-20 09:52
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            A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."


            来自Android客户端6楼2013-08-22 23:13
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              一个牧师进入一个酒吧,问:“谁想上天堂?请站起来!”除了角落里一个醉汉没有站起来外,其他人都照做了。牧师见状问:“孩子,你不想在你死了以后上天堂吗?”醉汉说:“等我死去以后?我认为,你现在是站起来的!”


              来自Android客户端7楼2013-08-22 23:19
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