He's gonna take you back to the past.
To play the shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's the angry Atari, Sega nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel 3
He's got a nerdy shirt
And a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove
And a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's the angry Atari, Sega nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abonomations of mankind
They make him so mad, he could spit
Or say "Cowabunga" ,
Cowa-fuckin' piece of dog shit!
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim?
Why can't I land a plane?
They've got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters names are wrong
Why's the password's so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angry most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the angry Atari, Amiga, CD-i, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo-Geo,
Turbo-Grafx 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd