Number 10Create attraction with laughter
ATTRACTION isn’t logical. It doesn’t follow the rules that it “should.” It’s an emotion that has reasons and triggers that don’t make any sense at first glance. I’m sure you’ve seen many attractive women with guys who mistreated them, abused them and were exactly the opposite of what you’d expect a woman to accept. Why? The answer is ATTRACTION. The good news is that you don’t have to be an abusive jerk to create it — you can attract her with HUMOR as an excellent alternative. Here are some specific techniques you can start using right away to attract her with humor in almost any situation…
Number 9Create suspense… then bust her ballsTry creating suspense by pausing before you respond to a serious question, then give a smart-ass answer with a poker face. If she asks how long it’s been since you’ve been on a date, pause, look serious and say, “Does my mom count?”
Number 8Misinterpret her words in a sexual wayThere are tons of common phrases and words that you can playfully misinterpret in a sexual way. Phrases like “going home,” “going to bed,” “going out,” etc. are excellent material that you can turn around to imply that she already wants you, is trying to pick you up, and isn’t being subtle or classy about it. If she sighs and says, “Mmmm, you know, I think it might be time to go home,” answer by looking at your watch and saying, “I’ve only been talking to you for 15 minutes; I’m not going home with you.” If a woman says, “It’s late… time for bed,” you say, “I don’t think we’ve known each other long enough for that!” If she talks about sex, say, “What? Are you sexually frustrated or something?”
Number 7Mimic herMimic something she’s doing in a funny way. For instance, if she has a really rigid posture, pull your shoulders back, sit up extra straight, and say, “I really think you should work on your posture.” This usually gets a confused laugh because it sends a mixed message. People only do things like this if they’re feeling comfortable… so this sends the message that you’re in a fun, comfortable mood. Women find this attitude VERY attractive.
Number 6Reject her complimentsWhen a woman compliments you in ANY way, see it as your chance to bust on her. If you’re at a bar and a woman gives you a compliment, say, “Already starting with the compliment thing, eh? Look, let’s just get this over with — go buy me a drink already.” You can also try: “Look, I’m not like other guys; this compliment thing isn’t going to make me give it up to you, OK?” or “I’m not giving you my phone number, so just quit already.”I