A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
" Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
" You have to help me, I hurt all over" , said the woman.
" What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, " be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, " Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, " Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, " Ow, even that hurts" , she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, " You have a broken finger."
所谓的母校,就是我们一天骂它一千遍,而不准别人侮辱它一句的地方。
--来自助手版贴吧客户端