Max:
Anything new? Let's see. Well, facebook went public, and Edward Snowden
went private. Kim and Kanye had a baby, so now there's another Kardashian to
not keep up with. Paula Deen is out, gay marriage is in, and a teacher in California is out for letting her student get it in. Justin Bieber got a hit and run, Chris Brown got a hit and run, Rihana got hit and still didn't run. Oprah gave Lindsay $2
million, cunnilingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, and Michael Douglas
gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that. Egypt went crazy, Amanda Bynes went crazier, and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh， and Texas hates women, Florida hates blacks, and everybody hates everything with the exception of Angelina Jolie, who is totally awesome.
Anything new? Let's see. Well, facebook went public, and Edward Snowden
went private. Kim and Kanye had a baby, so now there's another Kardashian to
not keep up with. Paula Deen is out, gay marriage is in, and a teacher in California is out for letting her student get it in. Justin Bieber got a hit and run, Chris Brown got a hit and run, Rihana got hit and still didn't run. Oprah gave Lindsay $2
million, cunnilingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, and Michael Douglas
gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that. Egypt went crazy, Amanda Bynes went crazier, and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh， and Texas hates women, Florida hates blacks, and everybody hates everything with the exception of Angelina Jolie, who is totally awesome.
