I swear to God. If I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I’d hate it. I wouldn’t even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong things. If I was a piano player, I’d play it in the goddamn closet…In a funny way, though, I felt sort of sorry when he was finished. I don’t even think he knows any more when he’s playing right or not. It isn’t all his fault, I partly blame all those dopes that clap their heads off—they’d foul up anybody, if you gave them a chance.
我向上帝发誓。如果我是个钢琴家或者演员或者什么别的,那些傻蛋又觉得我很厉害,我会痛恨这些的。我根本都不想让他们为我鼓掌。人们老是鼓错掌。如果我是个钢琴家,我会在他妈的柜子里弹。说起来还真有点可笑,他弹完之后我都有点为他感到遗憾。我都不觉得他对他自己弹的好不好有什么把握。这不能怪他,我觉得那帮拼命鼓掌的傻蛋才要负些责任——如果