【学渣的苦楚学霸你永远都不懂】”你永远不懂我伤悲，像白天不懂夜的黑~“嗯，这句歌词唱出了多少学渣的心声唉！当然词典君也深有感受……
话说，小时候有一次去参加钢琴考试：
My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that.
朋友说我太紧张了，建议我拍老师的马屁，拿个高分。于是考试时我想也没想，就跟他说你的头发真好看。最后我发现他没头发。
大学时最头疼的科目就是马哲。考前猛背一通，结果还是悲剧了——
I found out that I was one point away from passing the final examination.
我发现我期末考试挂了，老师给我59分。