第一期两图镇楼
What are the best ways to cheat in an exam hall?
扒一扒神奇的作弊方式
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How can you tell whether someone is smarter than you?
你用什么来比较自己和别人谁更优秀？（形容一下你眼中聪明优秀的人）


1 I classify someone as smarter than me when she continually surprises me with insights. In other words, she often says things that, once I hear them, I know are true (or deeply beautiful), but which would never have occurred to me.
There's one other requirement: these things can't be just facts. It's easy for someone to say something about the Ottoman Empire that is both surprising to me and true, because I haven't studied the Ottoman Empire. The surprising thing can't be something that wouldn't have surprised me if I'd just read a book I haven't read. I know someone is smarter than me when she has the same information I do but is able to look at it in ways that are opaque to me.
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They don’t talk as much as you, because they know they got smart by listening.
They know lots of things other than what they’re specialised in. Theirs is the gift of a broad mind, constantly fed with the stimulant of being interested in what everyone else is doing.
They juggle home, work and personal interests with dexterity and never fall back on the tired old refrain about “work life balance”. And when they’re juggling, they somehow manage to seem 100% engaged with what they’re doing, on all fronts simultaneously, even though you know they’re taking appropriate steps behind the scenes to make sure their lives are perfectly, serenely balanced.
They probably do social media. Not always, but probably. It is not only another chance to listen, but one they use to ensure they can feed their brains with things they otherwise wouldn’t have come across.
Even when things go very badly wrong, they’ll be smiling. Smart people never get ruffled because their smart brains present them with alternatives faster than the bad stuff can happen.
They know they are usually the smartest person in the room, but they don’t spend their time dwelling on that. Instead, they take it as a personal challenge to see if they can make everyone else the smartest person in the room too.
If they are managers, they will make every effort to get people smarter, more connected and more popular than them in their teams. They’re not threatened because they know that smartness is synergistic. They also make sure that their smart people get to look smarter than them for the same reason.
They have hidden skills that never get rolled out until they’re needed. They don’t have any need to show their full capabilities for reasons of proving they’re better than others.
They may or may not have expensive educations. You’d never know, just by being with them unless you had their CV in front of you.
They never, ever, under any circumstances, make you look stupid, even though it would be easy to do so. They’ve learnt through bitter experience that the only thing that happens when you make someone look bad is you look bad yourself.
3 Other than their GPA, test scores, Rubik's cube solve time, academic degrees, IQ rating, and the fact that you don't understand anything they say when they speak about a technical subject?
I believe that if someone can make me laugh, they are smarter than me in a meaningful way.
Effective humor requires you to know yourself, your audience, and your subject matter. It is not easy, and for someone like me who does not find memes and slapstick humor funny- it is very hard to get me to laugh.
Throughout life I have always been drawn to those who were genuine and funny. Not just funny as stand up comics or joke teller, but sincerely funny because they said something in a way that was honest, yet provocative and disturbing.
4 You enjoy listening to them because you always learn something.

加油，偶来顶贴了

烟儿 你要觉得好的就贴上来 我会看的

期待你哟

What is the wittiest/funniest original line YOU have ever said?
你说过的最幽默的话是什么？


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"Chris, you need to get in touch with your feminine side."
"If I had a feminine side, I'd be touching it."


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HR: What is your greatest strength?
Me: I am a very quick learner
HR: Great, What is your greatest weakness?
Me: I forget things very fast

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A class was going on and John was sitting at the back sleeping. The teacher was angry and question John
Teacher: John, why are you sleeping in my class?
John: Because your voice is so sweet, that it sounded like a lullaby
Teacher: If my voice is so sweet, why didn't the rest of the class fall asleep?
John: Because they weren't paying attention
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*phone rings*
Caller: Sir, we would like to speak about a very low-interest loan.
Me: Great! I already have very low interest in it. Thank you!
*click*
5 （我最喜欢这句）
"I learnt the best lessons of my life by watching people who took my advice"
6(这句得赞同最多）
"God is like Robert Pattinson: It's not the person you have a problem with; it's the fan club that freaks you out."
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My friend: You Dog !
Me: You my favourite lamp post !!

What are some great one-line insults?
经典的一句话损人
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2 必须得有他

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"I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence."
5（赞同数最多的）
You could commit suicide by jumping from your "ego level" to your "IQ level".
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with afork.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.
I heard you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?
Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
Go on. Add some variety to your sex life...use the other hand.
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week.
I can't believe that out of 100,000,000 sperm, you were the one that made it.
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"If that guy had one intelligent thought, it would die of loneliness"
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"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
8 （我最喜欢的！！）
You are as useless as "ueue" in a "queue".
9（再来个他的）

10 用以自勉

被我撞见了

还有嘛

50 Ways Ordinary People Reached World-Class (Robin Sharma)
五十个让普通人达到世界级成功的做法 （我好像用不了红色字了 泪）
这是一篇专栏 很受欢迎 经鉴定非鸡汤
Know what you want. Clarity is power. And vague goals promote vague results.
Remember that every problem has a solution. Maybe you just can’t see it. Yet.
In this Age of Dramatic Distraction, the performer who focuses the best wins the most.
Before someone will help you, you need to help them.
Become the most passionate person you know. It’ll be contagious.
Know more about your craft/the work you do than anyone who has ever done the work you do…in the history of the world.
Join The 5 am Club. Your most valuable hours are 5am-8am. They have the least interruptions.
Devote yourself to learning something new about your field of mastery every day. Success belongs to the relentless learners. Because as you know more, you can achieve more.
Remember that when you transform your fitness, you’ll transform your business.
Don’t check your mobile when you’re meeting with another person. It’s rude. And rude people don’t reach world-class.
Every time you do what scares you, you take back the power that you gave to the thing that scared you. And so you become more powerful.
A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem.
Stop being a victim. Your business and personal life was made by you. No one else is responsible. To make it better, make better choices. And new decisions.
You can lead without a title. Don’t wait to get a position to stand for excellence, peak quality and overdelivery on every expectation.
Find your own style. Be an original. Every superstar differentiated themselves from The Herd. And marched to their own drumbeat.
Understand that when you play small with your success, you betray your potential. And the birthright you were born under.
Eat less food and you’ll get more done.
As you become more successful, stay really really hungry. Nothing fails like success. Because when you’re successful, it’s easy to stop outlearning+outOverDelivering+outthinking and outexecuting everyone around you. (Success is Beautiful. And dangerous).
If you’re not overprepared, you’re underprepared.
The only level of great manners to play at is “Exceedingly Polite”. In our world, this alone will make you a standout. And differentiate you in your marketplace.
Remember that the moment you think you’re a Master, you lose your Mastery. And the minute you think you know everything, you know nothing.
To double your results, double your level of execution.
Invest in your personal and pro development. All superstars do.
You don’t get lucky. You create lucky.
When you push through a difficult project, you don’t get to the other side. You reach The Next Level.
Smile. And remember to inform your face.
Spend time in solitude every day. Your best ideas live there.
Debrief on how you lived out your day every night in a journal. This will not only record your personal history, it will make you uber-clear on what you’re doing right and what needs to be improved.
If you're not being criticized a lot, you’re not doing very much. Ridicule is the price of ambition.
Develop a monomaniacal focus on just a few things. The secret to productivity is simplicity.
To get the results very few people have, be strong enough to do what very few people are willing to do.
Rest. Recover. It’ll make you stronger.
Buy a smaller TV and build a larger library.
Remember that the bigger the goal, the stronger a person you must become to achieve that goal. So goal-achieving is a superb practice for character-building.
Food fuels your body. Learning feeds your mind.
Don’t ask for respect. Earn it.
Finish what you start. And always end strong.
Breathe.
In business, don’t play to survive. Play to win.
Protect your good name. It’s your best asset.
Remember that words have power. Use the language of leadership versus the vocabulary of a victim.
Give more than you take. The marketplace rewards generosity.
Know that if it’s not messy, you’re not making progress.
Be a hero to a kid.
In business, aim for iconic. Go for legendary. Make history by how awesome you are at what you do.
Please don’t confuse activity with productivity. Many many people are simply busy being busy.
Your doubts are liars. Your fears are traitors. Stop buying the goods they are attempting to sell you.
The best anti-aging remedy in the world is working really hard.
World-Class performers have no plan B. Failure just isn’t an option.
You have the power to change the world—one brave act and one person at a time. Please use it.