Lots of people misuse 911 to ask police to run their errands, settle their scores, or just to, you know, talk through some stuff. But Jarvis Sutton stands out because according to the Tampa Bay Times he called 911 approximately 80 times before officers finally went to his house and relieved him of his phone privileges. That's got to be a record, Jarvis. We hope you're being rewarded in jail with at least a sloppy joe and some off brand fruit punch.
——我发的都是神论,大神请不要吐槽。