I always wondered why nobody did it before me.I mean, all those comic books. Movies. TV shows...You'd think that one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume.Is everyday life really so exciting,are schools and offices so thrilling,that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this?C'mon. Be honest with yourself.At some point in our lives,we all wanted to be a super hero.(That's not me, by the way.)That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems. Who am I?I'm "Kick-Ass" 我就纳闷,怎么之前没人给我一样。我是说,你看漫画电影电视里头,总有些怪卡宅男变身大侠,莫非大家的人生精彩纷呈,就连上学上班都能兴奋到湿,难道只有我一个人心存梦想?摆脱,掏心窝说真话。我觉着是个男人,就会想做超级英雄。这不是我,童鞋们。这是一个脑子秀逗的亚美尼亚怪人。我是谁?我是爆菊侠! ———————————————————————————————————————————————— Like every serial killer already knew,eventually fantasizing just doesn't do it for you anymore.It was time to engage 像每个连环杀手都知道的, 光靠YY是不够得,是时候该付诸行动了 ———————————————————————————————————————————————— Diner Fight Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You'd rather die for some piece of shit that you