"Ah! Ah! I am about to receive a visit from an admirer! " he exclaimed from afar, when he first saw the little prince coming. 3. For, to conceited men, all other men are admirers. 4. "Good morning," said the little prince. "That is a queer hat you are wearing. " 5. "It is a hat for salutes," the conceited man replied. "It is to raise in salute when people acclaim me. Unfortunately, nobody at all ever passes this way. " 6. "Yes? " said the little prince, who did not understand what the conceited man was talking about. 7. "Clap your hands, one against the other," the conceited man now directed him. 8. The little prince clapped his hands. The conceited man raised his hat in a modest salute. 9. "This is more entertaining than the visit to the king," the little prince said to himself. And he began again to clap his hands, one against the other. The conceited man again raised his hat in salute. 10. After five minutes of this exercise the little prince grew tired of the game's monotony.
"And what should one do to make the hat come down? " he asked. 12. But the conceited man did not hear him. Conceited people never hear anything but praise. 13. "Do you really admire me very much? " he demanded of the little prince. 14. "What does that mean--'admire'? " 15. "To admire means that you regard me as the handsomest, the best-dressed, the richest, and the most intelligent man on this planet. " 16. "But you are the only man on your planet! " 17. "Do me this kindness. Admire me just the same. " 18. "I admire you," said the little prince, shrugging his shoulders slightly, "but what is there in that to interest you so much? " 19. And the little prince went away.
The next planet was inhabited by a tippler. This was a very short visit, but it plunged the little prince into deep dejection. 2. "What are you doing there? " he said to the tippler, whom he found settled down in silence before a collection of empty bottles and also a collection of full bottles.
3. "I am drinking," replied the tippler, with a lugubrious air. 4. "Why are you drinking? " demanded the little prince. 5. "So that I may forget," replied the tippler.
"Forget what? " inquired the little prince, who already was sorry for him. 7. "Forget that I am ashamed," the tippler confessed, hanging his head. 8. "Ashamed of what? " insisted the little prince, who wanted to help him. 9. "Ashamed of drinking! " The tipler brought his speech to an end, and shut himself up in an impregnable silence. 10. And the little prince went away, puzzled. 11. "The grown-ups are certainly very, very odd," he said to himself, as he continued on his journey.
Then that makes five-hundred-and-one million, six-hundred-twenty-two-thousand, seven-hundred-thirty-one. " "Five hundred million what? " asked the little prince. "Eh? Are you still there? Five-hundred-and-one million--I can't stop . . . I have so much to do! Iam concerned with matters of consequence. I don't amuse myself with balderdash. Two and fivemake seven . . . " "Five-hundred-and-one million what? " repeated the little prince, who never in his life had let goof a question once he had asked it. The businessman raised his head. 9."During the fifty-four years that I have inhabited this planet, I have been disturbed only threetimes.The first time was twenty-two years ago, when some giddy goose fell from goodnessknows where.He made the most frightful noise that resounded all over the place, and I madefour mistakes in my addition.The second time, eleven years ago, I was disturbed by an attackof rheumatism.I don't get enough exercise.I have no time for loafing.The third time--well, this isit!
I was saying, then, five-hundred-and-one millions--" "Millions of what? " The businessman suddenly realized that there was no hope of being left in peace until heanswered this question. "Millions of those little objects," he said, "which one sometimes sees in the sky. " "Flies? " "Oh, no. Little glittering objects. " "Bees? " "Oh, no. Little golden objects that set lazy men to idle dreaming. As for me, I am concernedwith matters of consequence. There is no time for idle dreaming in my life. " "Ah! You mean the stars? " 19."Yes, that's it. The stars. "
"And what do you do with five-hundred millions of stars? " "Five-hundred-and-one million, six-hundred-twenty-two thousand, seven-hundred-thirty-one. I amconcerned with matters of consequence: I am accurate. " "And what do you do with these stars? " 23."What do I do with them? " "Yes. " "Nothing. I own them. " "You own the stars? " "Yes. " "But I have already seen a king who--" "Kings do not own, they reign over. It is a very different matter. "
"And what good does it do you to own the stars? " "It does me the good of making me rich. " "And what good does it do you to be rich? " "It makes it possible for me to buy more stars, if any are discovered. " "This man," the little prince said to himself, "reasons a little like my poor tippler . . . " Nevertheless, he still had some more questions. "How is it possible for one to own the stars? " "To whom do they belong? " the businessman retorted, peevishly. "I don't know. To nobody. " "Then they belong to me, because I was the first person to think of it. " 40."Is that all that is necessary? "
"Certainly. When you find a diamond that belongs to nobody, it is yours. When you discover anisland that belongs to nobody, it is yours. When you get an idea before any one else, you takeout a patent on it: it is yours. So with me: I own the stars, because nobody else before me everthought of owning them. " "Yes, that is true," said the little prince. "And what do you do with them? " "I administer them," replied the businessman. "I count them and recount them. It is difficult. But Iam a man who is naturally interested in matters of consequence. " The little prince was still not satisfied. "If I owned a silk scarf," he said, "I could put it around my neck and take it away with me. If Iowned a flower, I could pluck that flower and take it away with me. But you cannot pluck thestars from heaven . . . " "No. But I can put them in the bank. " "Whatever does that mean? "
"That means that I write the number of my stars on a little paper. And then I put this paper in adrawer and lock it with a key. " "And that is all? " "That is enough," said the businessman. "It is entertaining," thought the little prince. "It is rather poetic. But it is of no great consequence." On matters of consequence, the little prince had ideas which were very different from those ofthe grown-ups. "I myself own a flower," he continued his conversation with the businessman, "which I waterevery day. I own three volcanoes, which I clean out every week (for I also clean out the one thatis extinct; one never knows). It is of some use to my volcanoes, and it is of some use to myflower, that I own them. But you are of no use to the stars . . . " 54.The businessman opened his mouth, but he found nothing to say in answer. And the little princewent away.