——Can the mechanics repair Mr. Wood's car?

MR. WOOD：Is my car ready yet?
ATTENDANT：I don't know, sir. What's the number of your car?

MR.WOOD：It's LFZ 312 G.
ATTENDANT：When did you bring it to us?
MR. WOOD：I brought it here three days ago.

ATTENDANT：Ah yes, I remember now.
MR. WOOD：Have your mechanics finished yet?

ATTENDANT：No, they're still working on it. Let's go into the garage and have a look at it.

ATTENDANT：Isn't that your car?
MR. WOOD：Well, it was my car.

ATTENDANT：Didn't you have a crash?
MR. WOOD：That's right. I drove it into a lamp-post. Can your mechanics repair it?

ATTENDANT：Well, they're trying to repair it, sir.
But to tell you the truth, you need a new car!

——end