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随便一出手就是这么标准的十五字

随便一出手就是这么标准的十五字

擦，这吧真是没人了

If you sign in with a day 4 experience, 300000/4 = 75000 days, if start check-in at the age of 1, 100 = 100 days, you want to live almost 200 years to keep every sign in (who knows there is no sign in this thing after 200), water 4 experience again if you every day, half the time, but considering the reality, you can't live again in 100, in 50 years, you have to water every day 16 experience, may be you are a diligent person, every day water 32 experience, that needs to be 25 years!!!!!!!!!!! Again if you are a big monster, daily water 64 experience, then as long as 12.5 years!!!!!!!!!!! If you are an impatient person, water 128 experience every day, you as long as 6.25 years!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are hungry, water 256 experience, every day that you fort, as long as 3.125 years!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, you will feel or too far away for 3 years, every day you are idle egg hurts, busy water 512 experience, bunkers, you only need to 1.5625 years, only a little more than a year and a half!!!!!!!

今天在公交车上，由于拥挤一男一女发生了碰撞。
时髦女郎回头飞眼道：“你有病啊？” 男子觉得莫名其妙回道：“你有药吗？”
车上人窃笑！
女子觉得生气回道：“你有精神病啊？”
男子冷面对道：“你能治啊？”
全车人爆笑！
公交司机停车，趴在方向盘上大笑！
这是珠江路上上班的朋友遇见的 公交车上超挤，有一女人站在门口， 从车后面挤过来一个ＧＧ要下车， 跟那女的说了一句“让一下，下车”，那个女滴木有动。
ＧＧ挤过去时就踩到她了。 结果那女人好厉害的，不停的骂“神经病啊你！神经病啊你！~~”，还超大声，搞得全车都看呀。
ＧＧ一直木有说话，下车时忍不了了，回头对那女人说，“复读机呀你！” 全车人暴笑~！
后边有几个搞笑的小孩，不停的伴演刚才的一幕， 甲说“你神经病呀你！。。。。。乙说“你复读机呀你”。。。。。。 全车人暴笑~！
后来，有个小ＭＭ也要下车，挤过去怯怯滴说“偶~偶~偶想下去，偶不是神经病~！” 全车人再次暴笑~！
那个女人木有说话，可是从边上飘来一句话“你是不是没电了” 全车人暴笑不止~！
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