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★2014又出给力的新词了★
1. 上了贼船，就跟贼走
2. 女大十八变，越变越随便
3. 传销就是兔子专吃窝边草
4. 走自己的路，和爱情兵分两路
5. 是狼就炼好牙，是羊就炼好腿
6. 都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的
7. 小鸟虽小，可它玩的却是整个天空
8. 曾经的海枯石烂，抵不过好聚好散
9. 宁可去碰壁，也不要在家里面壁
10.没有不变的承诺，只有说不完的谎言
11.别扯那么远，谁保证你能活到那一天
12.累吗？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的
13.学学人家姜太公，钓的都是寻死的鱼
14.古时一剑闯荡天下，如今一贱放荡世界
15.谁对我的感情能像对人民币那样坚定啊
16.自从买了保险，过马路都不用看红绿灯了
17.一觉醒来我以为我长高了，原来是被子盖横了
18.我们始终都在练习微笑，终于变成不敢哭的人
19.我不介意你骗我，我介意的是你的谎话骗不了我
20.你说你会等我回来，你是等了，还找了一个人一起等
21.结婚证和卫生许可证的唯一区别是，它不挂在墙上
22.在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人，也可能是你楼上的邻居
23.活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，半死不活浪费人民币
24.牛肉面里没牛肉不要抱怨，老婆饼里面不也没有老婆嘛
25.不经历星期一上午的崩溃，就不知道星期五下午的可贵
26.小学生是一队一队，中学生是一堆一堆，大学生是一对一对
27.自从人晒黑了，脸色好看了，牙齿变白了，喝酒都不脸红了
28.人生就像迷宫，我们用上半生找寻入口，用下半生找寻出口
29.如果你爱上了别人请别告诉我，我没有你想象的那么勇敢
30.坏人做一件好事叫回头是岸，好人做一件坏事叫临天亮尿床
31.哄领导开心就做做假，哄群众开心就做做秀；哄自己开心就做做梦
32.结婚就是“明知山有虎，偏向虎山行”，可是‘不入虎穴，焉得虎子’
33.最快变成哲学家的是老公，最快变成经济学家的是老婆，最快变成战略家的是丈母娘。

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