"I got it when I was young. I made the mistake of trying to stop someone from picking on me."在我年轻的时候，我试图阻止别人欺负我

"My parents have always been very dismissive of depression in other people. So I'm afraid to tell them that I think I'm getting depressed."我的父母总是不屑一顾别人的抑郁，所以我不敢告诉他们我越来越沮丧了

"What was the happiest moment of your life?" "When I came for the first time. God damn!"

"He looks just like me, but with gray hair. I've tried to forgive, but every time I see him, it all comes back to me, and it's like I have to forgive him all over again."

"I'm a stuntman."我是一个特技演员
"What's the best stunt you've ever done?" 你做过最好的表演是什么
"Last week I got hit by a cab for Law and Order SVU."上周我被一辆出租车撞了
"Did it hurt?"疼吗
"Well, it didn't tickle.恩，不痒

"We broke up in a Starbucks. A week later, I walked by and the place had been completely bulldozed to the ground. I always thought that was the Universe doing me a favor."我们在一家星巴克分的手，一个星期后我又经过那里，那家店已经被推土机铲平了。我一直觉得，那是上天在帮了我一个忙

Look at this two-headed mutant I found on Park Avenue.

"You know where the real money is? Porno."

"It's not a good story." 这不是一个很好的故事
"Oh, c'mon. What happened?"噢，别这样，发生什么事了
"I fell on a sidewalk."我摔在人行道上了
"Were you pushed? Were there people around?" 你被人推倒了？那里有很多人？
"...nope, just fell."不是，只是摔倒了

"What was the happiest moment of your life?"你人生中最快乐的时候是什么
"When I got hit by a car." 我被车撞的时候
"When you got hit by a car?" 被车撞的时候
"They gave me $16,000."他们陪了我16000美元

"Here, if you work, you get money. In my country, you work-- no money."在这里，如果你工作，你会得到钱。在我的国家，你工作也没有钱

"Nobody wanted to come with me, so I came alone."没人和我一起去，所以我自己一个人去

"What are their superpowers?" 他们的超能力是什么
"This one can talk any enemy to death. And this one can knock her sister over."这一个可以谈论任何一个敌人的死亡，而这个可以会敲妹妹的头