度娘是个好东东……………………1 It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。2.I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.如果你再不闭嘴,我就向里面甩个鱼钩。3.That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!你的表演很特别。不幸的是,特别地差劲。4.You have just invented a new form of torture.你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。5.If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.如果你生活在2000年前, 唱成这样,人们会向你扔石头。6.There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.人类能承受的惩罚是有限的,我再也无法忍受了。7.You killed my favorite.我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。8. It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.你不唱它的时候,它是首好歌。9.You’re like a littlehamster trying to be a tiger.你像个小仓鼠要做大老虎。10.I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song你唱歌的时候,看起来处在半睡眠状态 。11.I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.我一个字也听不懂,你大概在用挪威语演唱。12.Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.想象一下,一头驴与22匹马赛跑,你一点机会都没有。13. It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.你看起来喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶,是一箱那么多。 三爷讲话总是那么犀利