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ID:Devil丿NeverCry

你的格式不对哦，阿斯。

My sharp consciousness, a coquettish, output terror, 20 seconds after the phone call, the body strong, sustainable fighting 100 games without a rest, YY command 5 hours without water, Ann ni blink big recruit nu acutely 3 road, instant noodles mineral water has been ready, have broken relationships, family does not support play LOL girlfriend does not support to end their correlates standby power, fiber optic never blackouts door is mine no one disturb.
ID: Devil 丿 NeverCry

My sharp consciousness, a coquettish, output terror, 20 seconds after the phone call, the body strong, sustainable fighting 100 games without a rest, YY command 5 hours without water, Ann ni blink big recruit nu acutely 3 road, instant noodles mineral water has been ready, have broken relationships, family does not support play LOL girlfriend does not support to end their correlates standby power, fiber optic never blackouts door is mine no one disturb.
ID: Devil 丿 NeverCry

看不懂诶，翻译一下吧。

就是三楼的。

We were both young when I first saw you
豆蔻韶华，偶邂束发昂轩
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
合目默忆，俄而昔日若帘
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air
高台之上，只影空对浓夏
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
丝竹灯火，沸沸盈盈喧喧
See you make your way through the crowd
然有君兮，轻穿弥堂济济
And say hello little did I know That you were
Romeo
细道安好，惜哉弗晓君名
You were throwing pebbles
寸石轻悠
And my daddy said“stay away from Juliet。”
家尊叱言以驱
And I was crying on the staircase
玉箸串串
Begging you“please don't go” And I said
泣求莫上兰舟
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
祈踏板桥冷霜，惟见君余相共
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
愿为磐石蒲苇，惟以遁走可赴
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
冀有比翼连理，化作春池鸳鸯
It's a love story, baby, just say yes
佳话难得，
期君相许
So I sneak out to the garden to see you
遂然潜出，与君期于苑囿
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
安然相视，兢兢恐入他耳
So close your eyes
轻合双目
Escape this town for a little while
远尘喧于须臾
Cause you were Romeo,
萧郎

We were both young when I first saw you
豆蔻韶华，偶邂束发昂轩
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
合目默忆，俄而昔日若帘
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air
高台之上，只影空对浓夏
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
丝竹灯火，沸沸盈盈喧喧
See you make your way through the crowd
然有君兮，轻穿弥堂济济
And say hello little did I know That you were
Romeo
细道安好，惜哉弗晓君名
You were throwing pebbles
寸石轻悠
And my daddy said“stay away from Juliet。”
家尊叱言以驱
And I was crying on the staircase
玉箸串串
Begging you“please don't go” And I said
泣求莫上兰舟
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
祈踏板桥冷霜，惟见君余相共
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
愿为磐石蒲苇，惟以遁走可赴
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
冀有比翼连理，化作春池鸳鸯
It's a love story, baby, just say yes
佳话难得，
期君相许
So I sneak out to the garden to see you
遂然潜出，与君期于苑囿
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
安然相视，兢兢恐入他耳
So close your eyes
轻合双目
Escape this town for a little while
远尘喧于须臾
Cause you were Romeo,
萧郎

I was a scarlet letter 俗尘皆以抛却 And my daddy said “stay away from Juliet ” 家尊叱言以驱 But you were everything to me 君为月光朱痣 I was begging you please don't go And I said 泣求莫上兰舟 Romeo, save me,They're trying to tell me how to feel 黯然祈君相援，旁人错指迷津 This love is difficult, but it's real 为伊消得憔悴，蒲苇韧于柔丝 Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess 莫忧怖兮莫怯，凌颠乱兮可离 It's a love story, baby, just say yes 佳话难得，期君相许 I got tired of waiting, 蚕丝渐尽 Wondering if you were ever coming around 故人可否愿还 My faith in you was fading 巫山云散 When I met you on the outskirts of town And I said 郭外相邂轻叹 Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone 黯然祈君相援， 深闺寂寥寤寐 I keep waiting for you but you never come 独望千帆过尽，怎奈惜花人去 Is this in my head, I don't know what to think 剪不断理还乱，眉头心头凌藉 He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring And said 未料钟鼓琴瑟，君兮脉脉轻吟 Marry me，Juliet, you'll never have to be alone 荇菜兮吾欲芼，窈窕兮非茕茕 I love you and that's all I really know 一生心系予伊，此乃吾心深许 I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress 既受泰山之托，采蘩以作绣夹 It's a love sto

I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress 既受泰山之托，采蘩以作绣夹
It's a love story, baby, just say yes 佳话难得，相携共许
Cause we were both young when I first saw you 犹忆豆蔻韶华，偶邂束发昂轩

小红长得很漂亮成绩也很好，班主任很喜欢她，总是对她动手动脚的，有时候晚自习结束了还留她下来讨论学习问题，不过小红不排斥班主任的行为。全班同学除了小明都很讨厌她，并且时常对她进行欺凌，大家在她背后骂她装高傲又犯骚老爱向老师打小报告，还勾引班主任。小明是个例外，他已经喜欢小红两年多了，每天都给她送吃的用的，还帮小红整理被同学扔掉的书。而小红对于他送的东西和给予的关心毫不动容。但小明还是喜欢她，并坚持给她送东西和给她打电话，哪怕她接了电话马上挂掉。有一天，小红被人杀害在了教室里，凶手用绳子将她捆在在了她的座椅上。她的脸上盖着很多层的湿纸巾，是窒息而死的。小红头发凌乱，掀开纸巾发现她满脸淤青，衣服被撕得稀巴烂，但没有受到猥亵。死亡时间大概是前一晚的11点左右，现场还发现了一大堆开封的零食和用品。班里同学众口一词表示那些都是小明送的。JC还在兜里发现了她的手机，打开手机查了通话记录，发现前一晚的11点整小明曾打过电话给小红，通话时间为2秒。学校保卫处表示昨晚他们很早就睡了，没查看教室，学校各处大概有30个的监控摄像头都在短时间里被人打歪并用黑布给蒙住。班主任马建也表示他昨晚很早就回家睡觉了。而小明对小红的死则是痛苦不已。这对小明造成了巨大的阴影，小明准备挖一个大坑厚葬小红。
好了，我们的问题来了！！！！
请问挖掘机学校哪家强？

我喜欢看柯南，一集死一个日本人。 我喜欢看 死亡笔记，一集死一打日本人。 我喜欢看海贼 王，一死死一船日本人。 我喜欢看火影，一集 死一村日本人。 我喜欢看奥特曼，一集死一城 日本人. 我喜欢看2012，30分钟日本岛就没了， 我喜欢看阿凡达，一开场日本就不存在 楼下求队形 尼玛，没有死日本人的，劳资才不看呢

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