Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. Oneof them suddenly fell down by accident . He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:“First,you should make sure that he is already dead.” Then the operator heared a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:“What should I do next?”
a man goes to church and stars talking to god . he says,a penny,then the man says ,god,what is a million years to you.and god says,a second.then the man says,god ,can i have a penny.and god says ,in a second.
I REMEMBER YOU. I REMEMBER HOW YOU HELD MY HAND THROUGH THICK AND THIN. WE CRIED A LOT AND SHARED THE TEARS THAT LAUGHTER BRINGS. I REMEMBER YOU. I REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS
a man was hit by a taxi in the street. he was brougut to the hospital . his wife who was standing up by his bed,said to the doctor,“i think that he is very ill” “i am afraid that he is dead.”said the doctor. hearing this,the man moved his head and said ,“i am not dead.i am still alive” “BE QUIET,”SAID THE WIFE.“the doctor knows better than you.”