果然新人发帖秒沉

不能这么奇虎新人的好伐

今晚吃饭，路过一个长得很像宋慧乔的妹子。没忍住一直瞪着她看了好久，直到脖子转到180度不能转了为止。等我回过神，发现女票恶狠狠的看着我，然后我非常镇定的邪魅一笑说：看见刚才那女的了么？女票：怎样？我：我看他那么久，愣是没找到比你强的地方@妈了个臭比

说好的大神捧场呢

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暖贴，占前排

贴吧看累了 ？我教大家来做眼保健操: (→_→)(↑_↑)(←_←)(↓_↓)(→_→)(↑_↑)(←_←)(←_←)(↑_↑)(→_→)(↑_↑)(←_←)(↓_↓)(→_→)做完之后可能出现如下症状: (T_T)(>_<)(*_*)眼保健操加强版: (↑_↓)(←_→)(↓_↑)(→_←)(↑_↓)(←_→)(↓_↑)(→_←)(↑_↓)(←_→) 做完之后可能出现如下症状:(O_O)(V_V)(★_★)(⊙_⊙) 眼睛保健操终极版:([NORTH EAST ARROW]_[NORTH EAST ARROW])([SOUTH WEST ARROW]_[SOUTH WEST ARROW])([NORTH EAST ARROW]_[NORTH WEST ARROW])([NORTH WEST ARROW]_[NORTH EAST ARROW])([NORTH WEST ARROW]_→)([SOUTH WEST ARROW]_↑)(↓_[NORTH WEST ARROW])(↓_→)([SOUTH EAST ARROW]_[SOUTH EAST ARROW])([NORTH WEST ARROW]_[NORTH WEST ARROW])(↓_→)([NORTH WEST ARROW]_→)([SOUTH WEST ARROW]_↑)(←_[NORTH EAST ARROW])(↓_[SOUTH EAST ARROW])([NORTH WEST ARROW]_→) 做完后将出现以下症状: (?_?)(*_▲)(▲_*) 并最终修炼出万花筒写轮眼！

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就算你一身污秽如刺猬
也有我伸手拥抱无忌畏

我可以永远笑着扮演你的配角。 在你的背后自己煎熬～。