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[BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][MAN WITH TURBAN][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][MAN WITH TURBAN][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][MAN WITH TURBAN][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][MAN WITH TURBAN][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][MAN WITH TURBAN][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][MAN WITH TURBAN][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][MAN WITH TURBAN][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][MAN WITH TURBAN][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH] [PENGUIN] [SNAKE]
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BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][MUSICAL NOTE][THUMBS UP SIGN][PILE OF POO][FIRE][FISTED HAND SIGN][THUMBS DOWN SIGN][RAISED FIST][OK HAND SIGN][FLEXED BICEPS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS][CLAPPING HANDS SIGN][PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS][WHITE UP POINTING INDEX][FACE MASSAGE][FACE MASSAGE][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][PERSON BOWING DEEPLY][DANCER][FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE][VICTORY HAND][OPEN HANDS SIGN][MAN WITH TURBAN][SKULL][CONSTRUCTION WORKER][PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR][OLDER WOMAN][WATER WAVE][FROG FACE][HAMSTER FACE][DOLPHIN][TROPICAL FISH][BUG][TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL][BASEBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][AMERICAN FOOTBALL][CROWN][HANDBAG][ROCKET][SHIP][MAN WITH TURBAN][BROKEN HEART][HEART WITH ARROW][DASH SYMBOL][GLOWING STAR][SPARKLES][MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES][SLEEPING SYMBOL][MULTIPLE MUSICAL 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唐僧师徒一行经历九九八十一难，终于见到了如来佛，求取真经.
如来问：你们带U盘了么
唐僧师徒：...
如来又问：移动硬盘呢
唐僧师徒：....
如来叹了口气：那你们就原路回去吧，我用QQ传给你们。
唐僧：靠，早知道加你QQ就完了，老子还走那么远干嘛。
四人将要走的时候，
佛祖忽然问道：你们带PSP了吗？
四人回答：没带。
佛祖惊讶：那多无聊呀，你们怎么过来的？
四人相互看看说：我们一路打怪升级过来的。
唐僧回去以后，加了如来QQ，发现很慢。
如来一个电话：喂，小唐，你丫铁通56k？
小唐：是，去年才装的。是不是我们网络太差传不过来？
如来说：那你再来一次吧，带上U盘。
于是唐僧师徒带上U盘一行再次经历九九八十一难终于见到了如来
如来问：带U盘了？
唐僧师徒：带了
如来继续问：多大的？
唐僧师徒：2G
如来深深叹气：U盘太小装不下，回去带个4G的
师徒无奈返回。
于是唐僧师徒回去之后又带上了1000G移动硬盘，心想：他妈的这次有多少经都给你带回去。
再次经历九九八十一难终于见到了如来
如来问：你们怎么又来了？
唐僧师徒：你不是说让我们带大点的U盘过来吗？我们带了个1000G的硬盘
如来问：你们回去没有开QQ吗？
唐僧师徒：我们回去之后就直接买了硬盘就过来了啊
如来：我给你们在QQ里留了言，经书已经放在我的服务器里了，你们随便下载！
师徒四人又回。
唐僧师徒回去后打开如来的服务器下载，发现服务器中了木马，不能下载。于是带上1000G的硬盘继续上路了。心想：早知道这样，他妈的就拷回来了，这次无论如何得拷回来。
经过九九八十一难终于见到了如来
如来问：带纸了没？
唐僧师徒迷茫ing.
如来继续：哎，服务器中了木马，电子版的经书全毁了，我看你们还是手抄一份吧！
师徒四人再回..
唐僧师徒这次学乖了，买好纸，带上硬盘上路了。之前还用QQ给如来发个信息确认
经过九九八十一难又见到了如来。唐僧先说话了：木马破解了没？
如来：没
唐僧：那我们可以抄了吧？
如来：可以
唐僧师徒花了10年的时间终于把经书抄好了，准备去跟如来告别。
唐僧：我们花了10年时间把经书抄好了，现在跟佛祖告别回大唐了
如来：抄10年？我这有复印机干吗不用？
唐僧：妈了B的，悟空！削他！打死算我的！！！！
如来问：你们带U盘了么
唐僧师徒：...
如来又问：移动硬盘呢
唐僧师徒：....
如来叹了口气：那你们就原路回去吧，我用QQ传给你们。
唐僧：靠，早知道加你QQ就完了，老子还走那么远干嘛。
四人将要走的时候，
佛祖忽然问道：你们带PSP了吗？
四人回答：没带。
佛祖惊讶：那多无聊呀，你们怎么过来的？
四人相互看看说：我们一路打怪升级过来的。
唐僧回去以后，加了如来QQ，发现很慢。
如来一个电话：喂，小唐，你丫铁通56k？
小唐：是，去年才装的。是不是我们网络太差传不过来？
如来说：那你再来一次吧，带上U盘。
于是唐僧师徒带上U盘一行再次经历九九八十一难终于见到了如来
如来问：带U盘了？
唐僧师徒：带了
如来继续问：多大的？
唐僧师徒：2G
如来深深叹气：U盘太小装不下，回去带个4G的
师徒无奈返回。
于是唐僧师徒回去之后又带上了1000G移动硬盘，心想：他妈的这次有多少经都给你带回去。
再次经历九九八十一难终于见到了如来
如来问：你们怎么又来了？
唐僧师徒：你不是说让我们带大点的U盘过来吗？我们带了个1000G的硬盘
如来问：你们回去没有开QQ吗？
唐僧师徒：我们回去之后就直接买了硬盘就过来了啊
如来：我给你们在QQ里留了言，经书已经放在我的服务器里了，你们随便下载！
师徒四人又回。
唐僧师徒回去后打开如来的服务器下载，发现服务器中了木马，不能下载。于是带上1000G的硬盘继续上路了。心想：早知道这样，他妈的就拷回来了，这次无论如何得拷回来。
经过九九八十一难终于见到了如来
如来问：带纸了没？
唐僧师徒迷茫ing.
如来继续：哎，服务器中了木马，电子版的经书全毁了，我看你们还是手抄一份吧！
师徒四人再回..
唐僧师徒这次学乖了，买好纸，带上硬盘上路了。之前还用QQ给如来发个信息确认
经过九九八十一难又见到了如来。唐僧先说话了：木马破解了没？
如来：没
唐僧：那我们可以抄了吧？
如来：可以
唐僧师徒花了10年的时间终于把经书抄好了，准备去跟如来告别。
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如来：抄10年？我这有复印机干吗不用？
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