YOSH IT’S BEEN 2 WEEKS LET’S DO THIIIIS
PYRRHA GOOD START
YES JNPR GOOOOOOD
shit is this the tournament
oooOOOOOHHHhhhhh she beat CDNL’s asseeeeessss
and a lot of other people, evidently
GODDESSSS
WAIT SHE’S LITERALLY FIGHTING THE ENTIRE TEAM WHAT THE FUCK HOw is that fair??
well she’s outnumbered but they’re outmatched
if this is the same episode we saw from the teasers before, Emerald is gonna be all snooty with Ruby in the stands right
cARDIN FUCKING HITS HIS OWN-
wow
JESUS SHIT, PYRRHA
HOLY FUCK
DON’T MESS WITH HER JE SUS
oh this is just practice
oooh not everyone can get in the tournament ahhhhh
bLAKE ;A:
oh fuck
Mercury if you show up Pyrrha I swear
it’s great she got to beat up Cardin tho
like legally
Emerald
Emerald no
don’t look at her
bUT LIKE
FUCK NOW THE BAD GUYS CAN ALL ASSESS HOW THEY FIGHT AND KNOW THEIR WEAKNESSES
SHIT
dat magnetism
aw shit he figured something out
GLynda you fucking sass master
aww Blake’s eyes she looks so tiiiiired
oH MY GOD
THE DANCE
T EH CDANC E IS THIS WEKEKNEND
THIS
WEEKEND
SOOOON OMFG
Sun
shut the fuck up pleaaase go awaayyyyyyyyyy we know you’re crushing on blake but can u not
well then again her team’s doing a shit job of noticing how beat she is
oH GOD
SUN
ARE YOU REALLYLYKJSHDFGJFK
AAWWW SHIT
but it’s just the kind of set up where he gets rejected I can taste it
awwww
oooh god look how tired she is JESUS you guys
oh but
how about Blake goes to the dance
and so do all of you
how about you all go and wear nice dresses and shit
yanG AND WEISS ARE PLANNING IT
THE DANCE FIC I WROTE WEISS PLANNED IT IT’S BECOMING ALMOST REAL WOW
blaaaake they’re trying to helppp yoooou godddd
weiss is being nICE
no
nO
JAUNE NO PLS GO AWAY
thank u weiss
tURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOOOOR
how about you take pyrrha good lord
Weiss please
please
THANK YOU WEISS
BLESS YOUR SOUL
awaaah Weiss admits to only being viewed by men as an object
See Weiss girls are better
I bet Neptune’s her date in mind so please let him be hella gay and reject her
go running into Ruby’s arms
Ruby said “Date or no date” I like “no date” let’s do that
pYRRHA WHAT THE FUCK THAT LAUGH WWAS TOO CUTE
FUCKK
oh please
don’t
fucking goddammit
now weiss is the bad guy and Pyrrha’s hurt and fUCKKKKK
Jaune my godddd
oH
YES OKAY WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW WE’LL SEE JAUNE IN A DRESS PROBABLY AT SOME POINT
FUCK
Cinder
what the fuck is that
is that hair or a pin
fuck
this episode kinda sucked a bit with its implications tho
fuck these dumb boooyyys uGH
also Blake’s dumb
Weiss is dumb
Jaune is dumb
everyone’s dumb
Yang and Ruby are just confused
Cinder’s gang is actually getting shit done
ya’ll are fucked
