有木有大神

一个大神

两个大神

三个大神

爱上射手女真是让人又爱又恨

老婆大人[GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES][GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]在你心情不好的时候而我没在你身边真的很抱歉[LOUDLY CRYING FACE][LOUDLY CRYING FACE]而且还转身离开了更不对[FACE SCREAMING IN FEAR][FACE SCREAMING IN FEAR]就像你们女人一样我们也会有那么几天心里不舒服[WINKING FACE][WINKING FACE]希望老婆大人可以理解一下[RELIEVED FACE][RELIEVED FACE]当然了我是来像我老婆陪不是的[OK HAND SIGN][OK HAND SIGN]确实不应该丢下你[DISAPPOINTED BUT RELIEVED FACE][DISAPPOINTED BUT RELIEVED FACE]老公在这里像你非常严肃的道歉[FLUSHED FACE][FLUSHED FACE]希望老婆大人不记前嫌[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES]看在我以前表现还不错的份上你就原谅我吧[LOUDLY CRYING FACE][LOUDLY CRYING FACE]从今往后绝不再犯[KISSING FACE WITH CLOSED EYES][KISSING FACE WITH CLOSED EYES]还有啊[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE]你老公我也不放心让别人来照顾你啊[RELIEVED FACE]脾气这么大除了我谁还能承受得了[GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]对吧[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES]你身体这么差[DISAPPOINTED BUT RELIEVED FACE]我不在了你更加不注意了[LOUDLY CRYING FACE][LOUDLY CRYING FACE]而且从你的表现上我也看出来你喜欢上我了[FACE THROWING A KISS][FACE THROWING A KISS]现在外边这么乱大晚上没人接你下班会出危险的[ASTONISHED FACE]而且我老婆还那么性感那么漂亮[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE]所以啊以后的日子就交给你老公我来就好了[WINKING FACE][WINKING FACE]我会努力的让自己变得成熟[GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES][GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]我不会让你失望的[PENSIVE FACE][PENSIVE FACE]而且我也会努力的赚钱[SMIRKING FACE]不让老婆在为了那么点工资而付出那么多的精力和心力[FACE THROWING A KISS][FACE THROWING A KISS]为了表示我对你的诚意请你吃大餐吧[BEER MUG][CLINKING BEER MUGS][BEER MUG]

纠结死。。让人恨不能爱不能

纠结死。。让人恨不能爱不能