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结善缘

度娘，请受请攻羊三菊攻

可有识得此兽者？

今天心情复杂

“老公。我和你妈掉水里你救谁？”
升级版
“我生孩子难产医生问你保大还是保小，保大我以后都不能生了！你怎么做？”
终极版
“我生孩子难产医生问你保大还是保小这时候你妈跳进河里逼你保小你怎么做？”

魔气，

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你竟然敢吃翔

买了一条裤子101块，我对老板说：”一块钱算了吧。”老板说好的。于是我放下一块钱就走了，老板死命的追着我说我没给够钱，MD现在社会一点人与人间的承诺都没了。

Good morning,everyone.My major is Food Science and Engineering.Im from class three,my studennt number is 77.Today im going to introduce my favourate movie:Perfume–the story of a murder.I didnt know that before until one day i was attracted by its weird poster.The hero was born in a smelly market in paris,but he has phenomenal sense,of smell.Where a Utopia of unexplored smells lay in store for him.Then he discoverd that maidens bodies had briiliant fragram.He juat wants to perserve the sublime beauty.SO he killed some young girls to make the most unique perfume.All people were crazy about it and lose control. He still had enough perfume left to enslave the whole world if he si chose,but he found his ideal and life going to an end.Finally he poured the left perfume to his body and the greedy people ate him.this movie shocks me a lot,i love the abnormal condition!Thank u

嘿嘿，俺来了

我觉得金天赐是柳鸣遇到的第一个真丹镜的那头狡