【我来求助】求口语好点的大神

To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'its nolber in the mind of suffer, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing and end them: Todie,to sleep no more and sleep. To say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh heir to' tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.
呃…楼主可以借我五毛吗？我想吃小布丁⊙▽⊙
　　——放下郁影客户端，立地成佛！