祸就不信了
　祸用看萝莉控的眼神在看着汝
　祸用看变态萝莉控这样超失礼的眼神不断盯着汝
　祸使用了看变态绅士萝莉控这种无敌失礼的眼神狂瞪汝
　祸用看变态绅士社会人渣萝莉控这种世界级失礼的眼神对汝进行惨无人道的注视
　祸用看变态绅士社会人渣人类底线萝莉控这种太阳系级失礼的眼神妄图对汝进行致命打击
　......
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助攻

助攻~
——事了拂衣去，深藏身与名。

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助攻？我不是这吧的怎么办
　　　--我是一条水经验的小尾巴，你看不见我，你真的看不见我。。。。

助攻来的
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
　　　--我是一条水经验的小尾巴，你看不见我，你真的看不见我。。。。

助攻来的
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
　　　--我是一条水经验的小尾巴，你看不见我，你真的看不见我。。。。

助攻来的
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
　　　--我是一条水经验的小尾巴，你看不见我，你真的看不见我。。。。

助攻来的
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

助攻来的
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

助攻来的
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

助攻来的
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

助攻来的
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

助攻
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
　　　--我是一条水经验的小尾巴，你看不见我，你真的看不见我。。。。